Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 112
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Ford has a Better Idea
[Read the article: Obama should be proud to be named Hussein]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]It's 1984 all over and I don't believe it! No one could believe someone named Gaydolf Sh*tler was elected twice as President no matter how the votes were counted up. Why, he'd have to borrow the name of a predecessor and campaign with that. Hoover sucks and blows at the same time.
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Fool Me Once
[Read the article: The certainty epidemic]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Thank God! We elected The Decider! Twice!
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US
[Read the article: Memoir in six words]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Been read my rights I'm Blue
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Guv is no Dove
[Read the article: Curious George]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Arnold Schwarzenegger recently traded his Humvee to the Pentagon for a tank. Trading a Hummer for _tanks_, is the price you pay; grateful for being a Hollywood celebrity. Schwarzennegger can't fill the tank of his Humvee, so he got a tank he could fill with inner city kids.
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General Case Argument
[Read the article: Curious George]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Arnold Schwartzenegger is trading in his Humvee for a Corvette because a Corvette is like a Cougar on steroids.
Terminator I
Terminator II
Terminator III
and Coming Soon
Terminator Forever
In this movie, the robots won't let you out the door.
Face forward, close your eyes. "I'll be back." Ahnuld must visit wardrobe for Commando 2: Spring Break
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Call Me Irresponsible
[Read the article: It's 3 a.m. Who do you want answering the phone?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]It's a rerun at 3AM, SNL still thinks it's funny there are no WMD in Iraq. Crank Yankers.
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Ditto
[Read the article: Tucker Carlson unintentionally reveals the role of the American press]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]What Pokemon does Hillary most resemble? You want her on your side.
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Cover Your Bush, It's An Embarrassment
[Read the article: The tragic fall of Eliot Spitzer]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I'll admit it, I don't know my spitzer from my pataki: and that's the way it should be. I'm an American, not a Knickerbocker so I'm not going to get my knickers in a twist about the US Attorneys scandal. Why should I care about political operatives posing as prosecutors? Everyone needs friends, because friends are the people you describe in terms of one own worst traits. That's why I don't want to know nobody from nothing. If Nigerians are smuggling Betty Crocker yellowcake to Arabs, please don't explain.
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Hedges Fundy
[Read the article: I don't believe in atheists]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I swear on a stack of Bibles it's all sh*t. Chris Hedges turns a deaf ear to reason because he puts his full faith and credit in the Prime Fallacy that a White Man is G-d. What follows, makes his life good: the world be damned!
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I Don't Believe In Geraldine
[Read the article: I don't believe in atheists]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Who??? Why??? The Ferraro formulation is an alliance of white men and Women Of All Color. By this I assume she's not a manhater, she's a Jap basher. Jap religion is illegal, y'know. In the Age of the Gook Wars, the feminazis struck a bargain to hate the Japish, Chinkish, gookish _males_ as the lowliest and worst enemies. As for Women Of All Color, they were good guys as evidenced by Jewish-American Princesses. I don't believe there's any reason to have any faith. I don't believe. PERIOD. Chris Hedges gets all the babes, then Jeffrey Dahmer is set on my *ss even though I refuse to stick a Versace handkerchief up it.
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I Don't Disagree With What Chris Hedges Says
[Read the article: I don't believe in atheists]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I turn a deaf ear to such nonsense; just smile and act pleasant when confronted by one of these characters. I disagree with who Chris Hedges _is_ ...so I pay no heed to what he says.
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US made a Religion Illegal With NUKE TERRORISM
[Read the article: I don't believe in atheists]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Aug. 6, 1945
Aug. 9, 1945
1946, NY Times got a Pulitzer for debunking reports of radiation poisoning.
You S say Trinity is the Land of Enchantment.
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McGoober
[Read the article: Michaels denies "SNL" is pro-Clinton]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Hillary not only authorized Bush to make war on Iraqis, she's okey-dokey with war on Iranians. Doesn't anyone else remember the repetitive SNL skits about UN weapons inspectors being overly deferential to Iraqis and not giving offense in a futile search for WMD? SNL treated Iraqi WMD as incontestable fact and I suppose they want Iranians to get the same treatment. Their anti-Obama opener imagined Iran had the nukes, not Israel.
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Blank Check
[Read the article: Michaels denies "SNL" is pro-Clinton]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Trust your Mom. Never trust a blank, fill in the blank. It's this or that, it's one or the other; either way, never trust a blank: no blankety-blanks. Trust Hillary, you know what she is. She's a b*tch.
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Burning Down the House
[Read the article: Michaels denies "SNL" is pro-Clinton]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I think SNL should do a Dancing With the Stars parody about David Byrne of the Talking Heads auditioning. After missing the cut in Las Vegas and Hollywood auditions, NY is his last chance. His personal dance trainers try to help him but he has his own ideas and his own moves and his own music. When he vocalizes, "this ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around." he is told, YES IT IS: it is Dancing With the Stars.
I missed the point of the joke about women stuck in an '80s video timecapsule last week.
PLUS, McGoober is funny: just make sure you spell the name right
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Bite Me
[Read the article: Michaels denies "SNL" is pro-Clinton]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Waffle House would have been better premise than BBQ/Hospital. Diners would waver between choosing French Toast/English Muffins, ladyfingers/ spotted dick, etc. The indecision gets them hospitalized. If they wanted to work the "you are what you eat" health care argument, they should also have had massive diagnostic equipment throwing lights around making people sick. If the skit needed a Southern proprietor, it should have ended with the Beverly Hillbillies signoff, "Y'all come back, ya hear."
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The Man With Two Brains
[Read the article: Bomb, bomb Iran?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Bush's Brain is McCain's Brains. Karl Rove me wrong time. Admit it, you rock!!! ..............Next stop Iran.
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American Idol
[Read the article: Clinton camp goes on offense against Obama]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Who in the world is Matt Lauer to talk smack about amateur hour?
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Change Your Mind
[Read the article: Quote of the day]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Bush's Brain is McCain's Brains now.
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Citizen McCain
[Read the article: An Olympic disgrace]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]You would never shower dogs and cats with napalm.