Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 112
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Yes Use... Yes US
[Read the article: The atheist delusion]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Opening this Holiday season: Rambo Strikes Back! The end all and be all of American action returns to the scene of the crime to teach mujahwahabideen the true meaning of Christmas. Crowds of Afghan dogs were not killed or harmed in the shooting of this action adventura extravaganza spectactriffic for amusement purposes only.
"A Revelation", cried John Waters "Like the Omega Man's Cold Dead Fingers", chuckled 'Charlie' Heston "Grips the Balls", griped Vince Lombardi
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Gherkin Off
[Read the article: Mike Huckabee keeps on laughing]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Rik Flair gave a toehold in Iowa for Huckabee and his sidekick Chuck Norris. Now Mike Huckabee's plan is to get his pickle fried in New Hampshire.
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Stretch Running Time
[Read the article: The witch ain't dead, and Chris Matthews is a ding-dong]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Newsflash newsgab! Hillary is ahead, not by a neck- ahead in New Hampshire. Move on. Can Hillary hang on to her clear advantage in South Carolina? We got all day to talk about it. Barack Obama is surging but that name is too difficult to pronounce so I'm gonna call him Bill Richardson. Stay tuned, can Hillary consolidate her lead in South Carolina?
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Send the Bill to Wash DC
[Read the article: Quote of the Day]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Why vote for Hillary when you can vote for Bill? Bill Richardson, that is. His other car is a Porsche but that's too difficult to pronounce. Thinking of what to do about that 911? Send the Bill to DC and he'll make the SOB's pay. Yeah, he dropped out but his name is still on the ballot and he's surging now he called it quits. Vote for the drop out! Illegal, unlawful, enemy or extraterrestial: I'm gonna vote for a alien.
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Scare a Moustache
[Read the article: "We're all fascists now"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Charlie Chaplin.
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If Norman Podhoeretz Was Crossed With Kathy Bates....
[Read the article: "We're all fascists now"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]...would John Podhoeretz wear Bates boots?
John Podhoeretz has a plan for Sunni males between the age of 15 and 35.
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Whale of a Tale
[Read the article: "We're all fascists now"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]So, Jonah say America is bad to you Jew, too. If Holocaust translates as burnt sacrifice to a vengeful G_d, preeze to exprain incindiery weapon such as bomb and napalm. Fahrenheit 451 says the first casualty of WAR is truth, if you care to remember.
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Crapola
[Read the article: "We're all fascists now"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Every American generation of Zitlers grow into Sh*tlers, that's the American way.
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dada of a papa
[Read the article: McCain owns the Iraq war -- for better or worse]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Assigning a McCain to a USS Forrestal could not possibly go well.
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Start Spreading the News
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I've been hearing some stupid story about how the New York QB, Eli Manning won't be able to see his "Friends" on "Seinfeld". Green Bay TV should play the Liza Minelli movie: "New York, New York" to greet the visiting team.
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Believe You Me
[Read the article: Holy Constitution!]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]In the Beginning, there was Fraud. All fallacies logically follow. And the Bored spake, let "Bong Hits 4 Huckabee" be writ on the South Carolina flag. Then burn it.
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4f
[Read the article: The battle for Nevada]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I'm feeling like Hillary is supported by every teacher who ever hated me while insisting gooks are bad for women. Sheesh, Dems have a steady history of hating slopish slantish men for the purpose of praising women and patting themselves on the back. Happened to look at my sixth grade marks, and the peabrained pretty from BYU marked me up with two 4f evaluations to send me off to middle school. The legend on the report card translated "4f" as having a _good attitude_ (in the spirit of Gomer Pyle USMC year 1968-69). She should have just scrawled FAG across my grades. Got plenty of other evaluation marks, too. Jap bashers love to hate me. Ballbusters. Go F a whale
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listen!
[Read the article: Unclear if latest YouTube craze has deep sociological meaning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]no comment :)
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MLK who?
[Read the article: Clarence Thomas is not a sellout]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]For LBJ so loved the N-word, he sacrificed the blood of millions of gookish, slantish, slopish peoples so for as Israel could have cover to sneak into Jerusalem, like a thief in the night. Go Hillary!
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Yuks
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Jews egged on the whites and that's no yolk. I'll fight for truth, this guy can't be for real.
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Duel
[Read the article: Remembering Heath Ledger]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Was not the communicative medium in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" a similar tune to "Dueling Banjos?" Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Neocon fedrates.
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FBI fib
[Read the article: Opus]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Some teen got run up on terrorism charges associated with a flight from LA to Nashville. My guess, is he had some songs that were blocked from being uploaded to YouTube or other free content distributors because of speech restrictions. Music industry doesn't want trouble unless it makes the usual suspects look bad, so Los Angeles and Nashville were no places to go. Some yucksters at a TV news channel claimed he wanted to crash a Hannah Montana concert.
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Tsuper Name Tuesday
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Knowing you, which I don't: the Line is set at 42-27 both win. So you play the over-and-under on 69, because that's your style.
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Tom Brady awarded MP3
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]A straw poll sez Justin Timberlake is That Big Sucking Sound
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Concentrate!
[Read the article: Lou Dobbs vs. La Raza]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]WWII camp at Minidoka ran slave labor for Hunt canning. Don't believe the Hunt family had made their killing in oil yet, not at that time. JR "Lou" Dobbs claims not to have been born yet, during that period. I imagine "Dobbs" is short for Dobinsky and imagine Lou Dobbs has a family history in labor contracting.
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Ross Bud
[Read the article: Former President Bush to endorse McCain]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I prefer strangers to be polite, not friendly. We all love Ross, Joey, Chandler, Rachel, Phoebe and even Monica but get real. Someone should tell John McCain “Friends” got canceled, so it's like in reruns now already. I like John McCain even more than I like Nancy Grace (only one “Friend” for her) but get over it. I'm not voting for neither, never. Zero tolerance for love bombs. Soon, the Hearst corporation will get behind Citizen McCain.
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who dealt it
[Read the article: NYT breaks long-rumored story on possible relationship between McCain, lobbyist]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I fart Huckabee, I luv NY
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USS Forrestal
[Read the article: Papa or the whiz kid brother?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Citizen McCain wants a punic Hundred Years War or his middle name isn't Milhouse and Homer Simpson never heard of rebranding.
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Master Debaters
[Read the article: William F. Buckley Jr., 1925-2008]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]With eloquent erudite wit, William B called Gore Vidal a f*g and threatened to hit him. When Vidal failed to answer the challenge with action, the debate was lost. William B told Vidal where to go, and I guess it was Italy. Basta.
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Marked Deck
[Read the article: Is Obama playing the race card?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]As I remember it, Foundation by Isaac Asimov is about how outmarriage (personified by the Mule) could destroy the History of civilization as envisioned by Hari Krishna. Strangely, it's not described that way by Wilentz.