Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 112
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been slumming
[Read the article: I Like to Watch]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Good grief, my eyes ain't 20/20, but good grief! Dianne Sawyer's grimace of sweet concern has me convinced. Good grief, Charlie Brown; Dianne Sawyer found a like heartbeat in Jenna Bush. One thing is for certain, neither Jenna Bush nor her dad is the one with HIV. The contrast is dramatic! Nixon's blonde Aryan newshound smelt out turkey necks and fish heads leaving nothing on the menu for the turistas. There wasn't a straw hat to be found: Missionary Accomplished.
John Stossel Know Best; Dianne Sawyer Know Best; Best Foods means mayonnaise.
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Suds for El Norte
[Read the article: Our rosy future, according to Freeman Dyson]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I view life through a beer, darkly. Core fanaticisms are vital for security in this superpower qua superpower we all must serve in some capacity, though we may not know in what way. America is a Byzantine totalitarian state fronting libertine excess as a substitute for our promised freedoms. You take it *on trust* this religious nutjob reconciled a TRINITY of competing views of quantum dynamics. Credulous dupes like you keep the fascists in place because you are reflex trained to bow down and drool at the sound of churchbells. ON PRINCIPLE, I REJECT THIS MAN IN EVERY PARTICLE AND ATOM OF HIS BEING.
Jenna Bush's book was ghost-writ, hint hint. It's falsity and crap contrived to throw her missionary teaching position in contrast with the OTHER.
Let's see if Freeman Dyson is half the man Pauly Shore is: And the bored spake and said: LET THERE BE BIODOME (the sequel)
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Warming Trey
[Read the article: Our rosy future, according to Freeman Dyson]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Weather where you are. Will you live to be 100? Ronald McDonald is taking names and kicking @ss.
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I Can't Drive 55
[Read the article: We paved paradise]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Live the Dream. Speedial 911 panic button to win a Porsche 911 panic attack autobahn empire.
Operators are standing by so don't delay or they'll stand down. Unlimited crime offer.
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Opposites In Fact
[Read the article: "Nazis" and "Hitler" -- the Right's casual, trivializing political insults]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Is you G()D or is you quite the opposite? Posit a polarity, connect the two ends in a circle, place yourself square in the middle: THEN SPIN. Call yourself Fair and Balanced so Atlas won't shrug in disbelief. Ahrendt you the weisenheimer, Mr. Smartypants? Neural reflex attack train the masses to salivate at the sound of church bells, you are anything but banal. You are normal and you demonize the opposite as weird. When you needed to feel like a winner, did you spot W a 90%+ approval?
Don't worry, 2nd standard order of deviation don't count for squat. APA put inquisitous torture to a vote, torture won. Corporatism keeps the cattlecars running on time. Real Americans eat real meals; I pita the fool and that's the name of that tune, so hummus a few bars and I'll drink to that.
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Consumption Is Not Mental Illard
[Read the article: Will Congress denounce Rush Limbaugh?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I can't breathe, I need *Oxy*. Real Americans eat real meals. I pita the fool, and that's the name of that tune, so hummus a few bars and I'll drink to that! Real Americans are not quiche biting, cheese-eating, monkey chow hounds, chomping at the bit like some dumb crumb. Real Americans are upper crust. Have you dined with the Limbaughs of Cape Girardeau? They put out a *fabulous* spread.
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Flying By The Seat Of His Pants
[Read the article: Will Congress denounce Rush Limbaugh?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Rush Limbaugh served god and country by fighting the good fight against embedded anal cysts.
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It Takes Two
[Read the article: "Nazis" and "Hitler" -- the Right's casual, trivializing political insults]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Republicons believe you have two choices: Aryan Nations or Christian Identity.
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Pat Argument for War
[Read the article: The Decider has decided]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Media synergy expands to the Web... check out today's High Scores on the MSN.COM free webgame "Pat Sajak's Trivia Gems": I proved I am at least as crazy as Pat Sajak, moreover perhaps I am even twice as crazy.
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Hiss *the Bomb*
[Read the article: I'm sexy and available! Chat me up!]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]To Zeitgeist blog who won't listen: Willi, yur kewl. Yur the kind of Willi I'd go gay fer, not how neither of us is, bro. >William B.... William B .... William B .... what kind of a name is Buckley?!
Be he foul or be he fair; you see him here, you see him there: damned elusive pimp***** Have you read National Review since Whittaker Chambers stopped making submissions?
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Dirty Dirty Bomber
[Read the article: Is waterboarding torture? Ask the prisoners]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Insane translates as religiously unclean. Mukasey oversaw the condemnation of the spic 'n span Padilla in a trial hopelessly marred by pretrial publicity. The diabolical race pointed the Big Finger _away_ from depleted uranium ammo used by Israeli, Brit and American armed forces. Psychology is legerdemain.
My citizenship rights have been curtailed by namecalling accusation w/o trial, carrying legal weight. And yet, worse has been done to my *heritage*.
If I have not been disenfranchised by the time of the next Senatorial election, my vote will go elsewhere than the direction of Princess Dianne.
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Clean Mean Ledeen Doctrine
[Read the article: Jonah Goldberg's deeply "conflicted" thoughts on war and torture]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]"Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business."
To the best of my knowlege, Goldberg is a Pro wrestler: this explains his business.
Insanity is religious uncleanliness.
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Silence Tames the Savage Breast
[Read the article: The divine sound of silence]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]There is nary a date on the calendar which is not a holy day for Bill O'Reilly. For my part, I hope to remember to observe Feb. 29 (in the event it is not an election year). Yet this Thanksgiving, we give thanks to J.R. "Lou" Dobbs for how the War on Christmas cannot be won by the likes of El Indio. Outcome based analysis, y'know. The War on Halloween is exactly equivalent to the War on Terror and it's antecedent, the Cold War. Let's talk turkey, quitting cold turkey is the only way to go so war no more forevermore or you're for gore, unless it's all quite the opposite, fer sure. ... I should just shut up. Nevermore.
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But But But Can Ashcroft?
[Read the article: White House pushes back against Times' tapes story]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Capitol Hill Cop faces reprimand for torching Congressional offices. Today, it was Executive office records what went up in smoke. Burn, Witch, Burn! Truth is the devil's account and must be the first and last casualty, the alpha and the omega of burnt offerings.