Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 112
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Me Miss When Trump Pwned the Universe
[Read the article: So long, white boy]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Can it be said men and women are equal? I'd say Melanie Morgan, Lynne Cheney, Barbara Bush the Elder, Phyllis Schlaffly, and Ann Coulter hate your balls like they hate mine. Totally totalitarian fembot femnazi. Disney owned KSFO in Frisco keep talking about emasculation and small wonder with that shrew, shrieking, shrill shrike, that raptorous eagle beaked Melanie Morgan eyeing them over. Lee Rogers and Brian Sussman get fugued up thinking they got to get out a car battery and fry a man's testicles, or cut off a little of his finger then his penis, saying who's more of a man now? Sadly, it will always be Melanie Morgan, Lynne Cheney, Barbara Bush the Elder, Phyllis Schlaffly, and Ann Coulter.
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Carnival of Souls
[Read the article: The Mormons are coming]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Where were you in '62? I sure as shootin' warn't riding up and down no boulevard in no hopped-up jalopy with Opie and Han Solo and some bunch of overgrown Ewoks. I tell ya, there _was_ no American Grafitti, there was a Carnival of Souls and both I and Karl Rove lived it in Salt Lake City, at some distance from one another. Mitt Romney knew the Carnival of Souls and must have escaped to it as often as possible, moreso following those '67 De-troit riots.
People will tell you Elvis was first broken big on the Ed Sullivan show; well, I tell ya it never happened it couldn't have happened since that Broadway *twerp* was CBS and KSL 5 never would have broadcast such a thing. Same goes for the Beatles. In time, of course we found out about them, just like the ads for that wino Orson Welles. Saying such things happened is like saying _SIR_ Arthur Conan Doyle got his start with a novel titled, "A Study In Scarlet". Pishposh, hogwash, and balderdash. If such a thing existed (which I ain't conceding) it is lurid, defamatory, and bad on the eyes.
There is some movie show called "Napoleon Dynamite" I took a look at because it was Utah, though called Idaho. Well, that was an ungainly hodgepodge confabulation of American detritus no one saw fit to throw away... yet. Some lame-o time travel gag dated it back to '82. Wrong question. Where were you in '62?
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Carnival of Souls
PS If you like High School the first time, you're just gonna love High School Musical 2: Zach's Whack, Blows Reverse Layup
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Never Cry Wolf
[Read the article: The Mormons are coming]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Apologies to one of the overgrown Ewoks. The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf just had to learn to get along with raptors such as Eagles.
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Play It Again, Sam
[Read the article: The Mormons are coming]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]A cursory glance at the Bayeaux tapestry shows The Maltese Falcon gave Gutman the go signal to fill 'em full of lead. What Brigid O'Shaunessey has to do with the Knights of Malta is beyond me.
It's all bad, Mormon ain't no improvement on the Mother of 'Em All.
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Repent, Ye Winners
[Read the article: Former Clinton officials lobby for amnesty for FISA lawbreaking]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Repent forever, forgive... never. There was never disclosure nor accounting for MKULTRA and ALL must be named who were either participants or targets. It's said Nixon's enemies list was at least 30,000 yet how many were contacted and apprised of their life circumstance? The villains have the say, but those who have been maligned need to be informed of the tales told on them and dirty tricks played on them even if the sh*t sticks.
What we have is a practical accomadation of the interests and reputations of these various collaborators who worked to enstate a Byzantine totalitarian state fronting illusory libertine excesses as a pallid substitute for America's promised freedoms. If deals struck by those who helped the jackboots were coercive and entered into under duress, this is an extenuating circumstance not exculpation.
Fascists talk outside both sides of their mouths about MLK yet some know the FBI hated him and their fingerprints are all over the record. No justice, no peace. Pat Buchanan wasn't just whistling dixie when he spoke culture WAR.
Corporatists collaborate so the trains still run on time. Won't happen, but the American nation needs to hold a general strike, for the duration, until Bush and Cheney resign jointly: only then could justice be done, if ever.
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Hell Columbia
[Read the article: Turning Ahmadinejad into public enemy No. 1]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]There is no God, I think.
I think, therefore I think there are no gays. None from around here, anyway; I told Gomer to take his act out to Mt. Pilot where all the fools land.
Science changes and so does math so why can't you change your mind? When FoxNews told you Florida had changed the numbers to spot the W, you believed you had a winner. I can't give you the figures but *most* things just don't add up when you passively accept what you're told and learn it as taught.
Some say American politicians who want to play Duke Nuke'em are politically incorrect. More like politically ineducable.
Bush won't leave no child behind but Little Boy.
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Stooge
[Read the article: Turning Ahmadinejad into public enemy No. 1]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]There is no talking to anti-shempites. Never forget to remember Shemp saved us from the Anti-Curly. Yea, there was wailing and gnashing of teeth during the reign of Curly Joe; so soon you forget. None of that since, thank god. Not around here, anyway.
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Researching Cain
[Read the article: Turning Ahmadinejad into public enemy No. 1]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Ebola was studied for the purpose of weaponizing it. Already been done, 90% lethal. Airpower.
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Frame for Battleship Maine
[Read the article: Turning Ahmadinejad into public enemy No. 1]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Can't go to no hardware store for no bracket. Try talking brackets you hear, "March Madness". Try asking Ares they be madmen marching to war, they'll say you is the bugsy one, like some Martian playing Rover, Red Rover; but "it's a slam dunk".
Screwy. I blame the gay. Not that there are any, that I know of.
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General Abuse
[Read the article: Does a bigger Army mean another Iraq?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]The Postmaster General has been villified. When I hear of Petreus or some such being held above reproach by tinhorn, tin badge, neo-confederates I want to duck for cover. Confedrates obtain confederates by inducement and duress. I will not obtain my opinion from those who believe a General is anything more than a glorified Civil Servant.