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Thursday, August 23, 2007 06:50 AM

Call me Ishmael

Bush's Brain is Moby's Dick.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 07:09 AM
Original article: Pit bulls are innocent

The Humane Society

Both man and beast fear a Humane Society. Whether pit bull or hamster, their fate is sealed should they be captured. Humane Society will kill some, sell other for bizarre experiment and them what get released got their dam balls cut off.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 08:15 AM

Teen Angel

Ariel Fleischer translates as angel/demon demiurge butcher of the Baghdad infowar. FYI, the best spokesman for maximal popularity is some Jeckyl/Hyde spirit who rules the world in a spirit of butchery.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 07:32 PM

Teen Angel

Ariel Fleischer is literal the angel/demon demiurge butcher (of the Baghdad infowar). Translated from the Orwellian, this means the best spokesman for maximal approval is a Jeckyl/Hyde spirit ruling through slaughter.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 07:42 PM
Original article: "Look! A shiny object!"

Call me Ishmael

Bush's Brain is Moby's Dick

Thursday, August 23, 2007 08:28 PM
Original article: "Relative Stranger"

Ask a Skinhead

Only Dr. Keith Ablow, the product pitch man for the massive psychotropic drug industry could make sense of this mess. Dum Dr. Phil is all Texas country pastor who do counseling with his wife in attendance. Whoa dude Dr. Keith is psychedelic, man. He got more chem means of messing you up than Dugway.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 08:36 PM
Original article: "Look! A shiny object!"

Inside Edition

O'Reilly For Kids is Loofahlicious! A lollipop curve for Bush Leaguers.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 09:01 PM
Original article: "Relative Stranger"

addendum

By which I mean to say, Dr. Keith Ablow is the Daddy Warbucks of Big Pharma if that sh*t I took can be scored as a musical.

Risperdal has been green lighted for use on minors (and why not), this will renew an expiring patent. Meanwhile, Johnson and Johnson is asserting it's sole rights to the symbol of a Red Cross (a red plus sign). That'll leave the American Red Cross w/o a pot to p*ss on.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 09:22 PM
Original article: "Relative Stranger"

P.P.S.

"Roofies" are prescription tranquilizers. Antipsychotics AKA neuroleptics are also named "major tranquilizers". Such powerful chem agents are being forced on both minors and adults. If someone tries to run you up on a psych charge, I suggest: say Freud is a fraud yet he stated God is a delusion. So, embrace Freud or release me from your religious tyranny!

Friday, August 24, 2007 09:40 PM
Original article: Farewell, Bat Boy

A Hole

Scientists say: there is a hole in the Universe. Torus. D'oh! Mmmm donuts.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 02:39 PM

Twisted Christ on a Twisted Cross

Fanatic extremists get labeled conservative: Larry Craig is a Hayden Lake Hitlerite. Think you know the signs? Think again.

Monday, September 3, 2007 06:27 PM
Original article: Opus

Andy Rooney is Foxed Up Fold Art

Have you ever noticed fascist fanatic hate Andy Rooney?

Censors and editors said "change this line, we shoot in 2 minutes".

Baseball players all seem to be named Rodriguez. Don't you long for simpler times when we were confused about the difference between Brooks and Frank Robinson?

Richard Pryor briefly had an hour long show but it was axed quickly and repeatedly.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 04:23 AM
Original article: Fox muzzles Sally Field

Speakfest Out

I like Sally, I really really like her butt... the profits of prophets are served by war and until the happy day arrives thou must love thine enemies to pieces.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 04:54 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Speakfest Out

Would you throw a kill switch if asked? In the military funded Milgram experiment, all most wanted to know was whether they would land in trouble, because they wouldn't be held responsible. Democrats are pulling a percentage of white males which roughly corresponds with those willing to affirm the Nuremberg Trials Judgement. This situation will not improve until psychology itself is put into rehab. Psychologists refuse to stop torturing people. I mean, at the convention they put it to a vote and torture won. Inquisitors. That's my opinion, anyway. Sheesh, I just wish my D<>G would stop slobbering at the sound of churchbells.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 05:06 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Put Psychology Into Rehab

It's a heck of a job, Brownie; but we are assured you are Milgram compliant. FEMA has mass imprisonment authority and men of steely purpose are needed who do not flinch at unpleasant tasks.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 05:33 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Simpson Hate is Homeric Epic

Physical persuasion and guile are Odysseus' handiwork. A psychological approach knows no bounds, leaves no option unexplored and leaves all options on the table. In a battle of wits, the unspeakable, unthinkable, unmentionables are exploited imaginatively, mercilessly and remorselessly.

I remember Willie Horton. He played for the Detroit Tigers... the White House asked Wilt to add his name to Athletes For Nixon.

Spot me a W because I spotted a loser... what a loser. I won't keep you in the dark about this because it's dangerous to be kept in the dark. Am I my father's son, or what? NBC is bringing Gary Beban and James Street into training camp to see if they can win the top job at NCIS. Alert Dan Abrahms.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 06:01 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

To Secure a Future For Gerry's Kids

I ne'er spotted Dick as a Rummy though both Cheney and the Donald were repeatedly asked "Have you *driven* a Ford, lately" following that palace coup. MKULTRA was much about psychological *driving* and the fear which terrifies the Armageddonists is that if they stop| it'll all careen out of control as them blessed wheeler-stealers get wafted up to blissful beyond with buckets of cash leaving us else to crash. They says don't be an ass, if you is left you is a behind.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 06:08 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Adam's *Right* to Namecall

The wrong to end all wrongs is the right to simply namecall self right.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 06:17 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Clay or Mud

Armchair warriors will not consider de feet.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 07:39 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Gobsmacked

Magic Lamp, I wish for Adam to stop framing and blaming Eve

since desire is primal, appropriated for motivational purposes and there is hardly temptation in evidence.

Magic Lamp, I wish for Chris Hansen to get fired and blackballed from journalism.

Magic Lamp, I wish for my blueballs to be safely ensconced in a new line of Chris Hansen designer brand undercovering undershirts and jockey shorts with prominent labeling on the pockets.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 08:01 AM
Original article: So long, white boy

Hobgoblin of Nevermind

Oppositional defiance disorder has been pathologised resulting in some fighting against pharma drug induced full compliance. Distrust authority. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. White men have been as supportive as anyone could hope for, giving support in the very upper limits of Milgram NON-compliance consistently in Presidential elections for so long back as the article cited data.

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