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Published Letters: 25

Thursday, June 5, 2008 10:47 AM

Women prefer men who drive cars...

PERIOD.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 09:46 AM
Original article: Michelle Obama, fashionista

@ Gordon Wagner

You might not be rasict (however, since you took that slant, you probably are)...

But you ARE ignorant for issuing a blanket statement regarding Black women...

How would you like it if I said that ALL white men have very small male reproductive organs (which, you know, YOU probably do)...

Not very nice...is it...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 09:47 AM
Original article: Obama's best veep choice

Goodness Camille...

You certainly drink several glasses a day of ice cold "Hateraide" when it comes to Mrs. Clinton...

I mean, you're losing "cool points"...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 08:35 PM

All jokes aside...

When her best friend finds out...and believe me...SHE WILL...because he's going to conveniently tell her one night, after one of their MANY FIGHTS...

Best friend needs to go out and buy the biggest can of "whup ass" and open it up on her girl...

Monday, July 28, 2008 12:29 PM

@ Mike LeP

Good thing you and your ilk can hide behind the internet...

Because, quite frankly, I would TOTALLY get off on beating the cowboy shit out of you...

Friday, August 1, 2008 11:39 AM

Dear Hillary...

Just sit back...

AND WAIT....

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 01:37 PM

This whole campaign has made me ill...

And for the very first time...I am truly considering not voting...because I truly could give less than a simple, simon f--k...

Have a nice day...

Monday, August 11, 2008 10:41 AM
Original article: Beyond the pale

I don't know who L'Oreal is trying to fool...

But they put WAY TOO MUCH CREAM IN THAT COFFEE!!!

Friday, August 22, 2008 07:41 AM

One thing this election has taught me...

Is that this country is populated by a bunch of assholes who deserve every friggin' day that Bush has spent as President of this fucking country...

I'll be glad when this bogus ass election is over...and when the next President isn't able to turn water into wine, streghten the dollar...stop the war in the middle-east...and bring real "CHANGE" to Washington...

I will be the one laughing my ass off!

Friday, August 22, 2008 11:44 AM

Being from Illinois...

And not really knowing too much about Obama until his bid for the Presidency...(so much for change and revolutionary stances)

I would say that being a politican pretty much equates being out of touch with MOST people...

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:27 AM

For all of those who have a problem with HRC's speech...

GET FRIGGIN' OVER IT!!!

Perhaps you would have felt better if she had gotten down on her knees and sucked Obama's cock instead of making her speech...

Hillary did what she needed to do...now it's on Mr. Obama to go out there and make all of these changes that he's pushing to the public as President come to fruition...

I mean...DAMN!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008 05:37 AM
Original article: Her deadly wolf program

Okay...

This is the sick twisted bitch that could be our next President? Notice how I said next President...but I could see her knocking old, frail ass McCain off RIGHT AFTER THE INDUCTION CEREMONY!!!

I mean, I actually had a NIGHTMARE the other night in which Palin played a significant part...I think its pretty fucked up that I'm so afraid of a politican becoming President that its seeping into my friggin' self-conscious...

If that Repug ticket wins...I'll be so f'd up...I'd be able to give any Freudian therapist a ragin hard-on!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008 05:39 AM

Well...

My Mother ran an in-home daycare while I was growing up and I was her primary assistant...

That is the main reason why I don't have kids...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 07:09 AM
Original article: The dominatrix

Too Little....Too Late...

NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE A SOPHISTICATED AND INTELLECTUAL DEBATE ABOUT ISSUES...

Yet, when the Republicans started running "over the top" negative campaigns years ago (just like the story that I am writing about now)....NO ONE SAID A WORD!!!

No one made the Republican party pay for that type of tripe by NOT voting for individuals who have done more damage to this country than testing the bomb in Nevada...

Everyone fell for the "hype"...you let the shiny, cheap goods catch your eyes and you bought it...

Which is why we have years of Bushes and why someone like Palin is even able to exist...

So, America didn't want to have a political landscape that reminded one of the fine theater...

You wanted cheaply made, grainy and gritty porn...

Well then...SUCK IT UP!!!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 09:49 AM
Original article: Top Lieberman staffer quits

Well...

You know that old saying about (A) "excrement" and (B) "cooling instruments that uses blades that rotate at high velocity"...

So...one would want to get out of the Liberrman camp before (A) meets (b)...

Thursday, October 2, 2008 11:18 AM

No Matter What Any Polls Say...

I know that Obama is going to keep running his campaign as if he's behind...

He's not stupid...

We've been here before...oh, and before THAT too!!!

Thursday, October 2, 2008 11:21 AM
Original article: Wrigley Field: Tough room

I'm a Homegirl from the Barrio...

And I would love to pledge the same allegience that I have for my beloved White Sox to the Cubs...

Alas, I find myself facing the same dilemma I did when I wanted to get into "Hootie & The Blowfish"....loved the music...despised the fans...

Thursday, October 2, 2008 11:25 AM

I'm Sorry...

"Against gay marriage to protect the children"...

Yeah, tell that to all of the children of heterosexual divorce...

David Blankenhorn = Agent Provocateur

Thursday, October 23, 2008 12:49 PM

You Know...

Whenever I step out of pocket and turn into a raging bitch...I don't back down and try to turn that crap around on a dime...

And I don't offer the infamous "if I have offended anyone" b.s. retort...

HELL YEAH you offended someone...ME...for not have the cajones to come out and say...

"Yeah...I put that on there...cause I wanna make sure folks remember that black = welfare = food stamps...WHAT OF IT"!!! MAN UP!!! Don't pick up the bat...IF YOU AIN'T GONNA SWING FOR THE FENCES!!!

The biggest lesson I have learned this year about the Republican Party is this...

When they're called on their crap...they become a pathetic, whinny bunch of P.A.B.S. (Punk Ass Bitches)...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 06:10 AM
Original article: "Sour loser"

Dear John Derbyshire:

Fuck you...

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:37 AM

How is CNBC...

EVER going to give a TRUE financial forecast to the public when the stations are OWNED by one of the biggest corporations on the planet that is ALL up in the mortgage business...

You are asking Cramer et al to bite the hand that feeds them and f--ks us...

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