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JackSparx

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 03:50 PM

Settling, settling down

I'll read the linked article right after my next voluntary root canal. But, just based on this synopsis, isn't there a distinction between "somebody you could settle down with" and "settling for Mr. Good Enough." Is this another spin on boyfriends vs. husbands?

I've known women who regretted "settling" for stability without compatibility. I've also known women who happily and suddenly married men very different than the men they dated.

If so, the reality isn't much different for men seeking wives. Except men don't write or buy these kind of books.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 03:58 PM
Original article: The urge to compete

But why was the poor father licking cats?

Talk about diseases.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 04:24 PM
Original article: The urge to compete

"nor yet riches to men of understanding"

Folks, let this line be your clue that "Moneybags" Keillor is as full of gas as the next bag.

I find it hilarious when people mistake his faux folksiness for transcendental wisdom. It's show-biz hokum folks, just as pleasant, bland, and nutritious as lefse rolled with butter and sugar.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 05:07 PM
Original article: That's McCain, Johm McCain

You people are cruel and ignorant.

The letter N had not yet been invented when Johm was born.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 06:30 AM

Pre-emptive pardons and prosecution

I assume that Bush will hand out pre-emptive pardons, of the sort Ford gave Nixon. I wonder if that will prevent criminal prosecution after these evil people leave office.

You know, there is quite an irony that Ashcroft keeps coming up as the decent constitutionalist.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 06:52 AM

@Awesome I'd like to buy a vacation for Yoo in Sweden!

Or whatever country will prosecute him.

I'd rather he serve his time in Syria or Gitmo, though.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 07:47 AM
Original article: The mommy wars rage on

Stay at home Dads

As many writers point out, the "mommy war" issues have been explored a million times. There a couple of newer issues: the rising number of stay at home Dads (and how they are excluded by programs for stay at home moms); the technological ability to work from home which blurs the distinction.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 09:31 AM

Start drinking. A lot.

Worked for most of the greats. Balzac went for extreme coffee addiction instead.

Anyway, you need a vice, or several.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 09:44 AM
Original article: Holy sex!

Fundamentalist women are hot

And, at least in my limited experience, great lovers.

Just don't expect them to talk about what they're doing.

All the guilt is like ky for the soul.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:09 AM

The wisdom of Bob Dole

Shown a photo of ex-Presidents Carter, Ford, and Nixon, Dole was reported to have quipped: "See no evil. Hear no evil. Evil."

The Democrats have been playing see no evil. No impeachment, nothing to see here, move on.

The Republicans have been playing hear no evil. They talk about torture methods like they were football plays.

And then there is evil: Cheney, Bush, Gonzalez, Rumsfeld, Yoo...

Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:41 AM

Silly, feminism IS porn. It's all about sex and power.

What I'd like to know, since the Christians are starting to talk about sex: Can fundamentalism and porn coexist?

I mean, besides all that toga-wearing Charleton Heston gay porn in Ten Commandments.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:41 PM

progress toward what

Significant progress toward..

...instability in the region.

...freedom for Osama.

...curtailing civil liberties at home.

...torture for the President's sadistic pleasure.

...a huge national debt.

...horrific casualties.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 01:35 PM

Yes, but which lip plumpers actually work?

Sorry, I'm so distracted by the absurd ad that Salon is beaming to my computer that I can't work up much outrage over another culture's absurdity.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 01:37 PM

Ads: But now I'm getting a Muslim Dating Site!

With a woman in a sexy hijab! I can't control my loins!

Thursday, April 10, 2008 02:17 PM

Let's hope the tide is turning

And, EVERYBODY can probably sue the telecoms. One discovery process will lead to another.

I suspect an eventual compromise including legislated payout levels and venue, limiting liability.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 06:55 PM
Original article: Spare votes?

Obama by one, and Clinton drops out

Just saying, again. This thing is over in two weeks.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 07:07 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Favre is done

Favre should "return" as quarterback coach for some other team.

Other than the nostalgia, Rodgers should have been Packers QB this past year.

Friday, April 11, 2008 04:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

If ego and money weren't factors

...it would have been nice to see Favre voluntarily step back last season into relief and quasi-coaching status, at least after the Dallas game. It would have been unusual but rather cool to see someone of his status sublimate his obvious love of the game into a supportive role. And of course he's iconic in Wisc. But Favre himself was dismissive of Jim McMahon when McMahon played backup for the Packers after his glory days.

Friday, April 11, 2008 04:50 AM

Finally, someone who refused to drink the Kool-Aid

Maybe she'll give some courage to Pelosi.

Pelosi seems determined lately to rewrite her history as a Republican stooge. Perhaps Representatives like Speiers can help by making the Speaker look "moderate."

Clinton, RIce, Pelosi--if the past years have proven anything, it's that our female leaders can be as gutless and wrong as the men. Time to challenge the cult of torture and war.

Friday, April 11, 2008 05:34 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

@Lynx Favre answers phone at 3AM

That's true. Favre was basically asked the equivalent of "would you rush into a burning building to save the babies."

It's not going to happen. The Packers have a possibly good-to-great qb and they will use their draft pick to pick up another qb. By the middle of next season Favre will be fat on beer and deep-fried Southern cooking.

Friday, April 11, 2008 05:49 AM

Say it isn't so, Colin

I would have liked to believe that the Bush's torture planing would have been secrets and whispers in Cheney's office. What the hell, Colin Powell?

Friday, April 11, 2008 05:54 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Hockey is not a sport

Why not some real content on track and field and the run up to the summer Olympics (besides the torch).

Friday, April 11, 2008 06:05 AM
Original article: TV Daily

Waterboarding

Yeah, Ozzie was coughing up foamy seawater. At least his drowning was voluntary, though. Actually, I thought it was a pretty good ad AGAINST waterboarding, the contestants who got out early looked rather horrified at the three last guys trying not to drown, even though they could free themselves.

The storyline seemed to work pretty well, without a lot of contrived false leads in editing. The jealousy looks from Amanda (whether in context or not) were pretty sweet.

Lots of pretty flesh to look at this season. I still wish Survivor would get off the tropical Island, keep the vote-off format, but actually have the contestants DO something.

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