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Published Letters: 57
Editor's Choice: 4

Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:45 AM
Original article: Men: Score! Women: Whoops!

Anything women can do to make themselves miserable

They will do.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 02:19 PM

I put my wife through law school

Which apparently is a code word for "Sit on your fat ass and do nothing for the next several decades." Of course now she's pissed that she doesn't live in the style to which, because everyone else she knows is a two income household.

Some people think "I Love Lucy" was a documentary, I guess.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 02:34 PM

Citizen X

Pretty good movie about that Russian mass murdering child molester.....not that there's anything wrong with that.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112681/

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:40 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

No crazier that what you loons say about Lieberman

I heard he'll outlaw pork.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:41 PM

Who do you think enacted the ban in the first place?

The tourist and resorting industry/lobby.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:42 PM

GG must have some hellacious phone sex bills

To make this one issue his holy crusade.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:44 PM

Do the carpets match the drapes?

For a half mil they better.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:51 PM

This is a Salon red letter day

All the radicals must be cheering. The President of OPEC said today to expect $170 oil THIS year, the latest. Wait a few weeks for production to slag off and match a few % points decrease in consumption. Gas $7/gal by end of the summer, easy. Then the fall switchover to a different forumulation. $8 by early Nov. This time next year $10/gal. Americas is pretty much looking at the end of their own nation in the next 20-24 months. Food shortages, riots, civil uprisings. The 'country' such as it is, will be little more than a national army/police force trying to hold together a handful of states that haven't seceded and plunged into Mad Max anarchy. This IS what everyone's been hoping for, yes? Stick it to Da Man!

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:53 PM

Gordon

It's the Jews.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 05:53 PM
Original article: Tom the Dancing Bug

Nope

I'm an admiral now.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 06:26 PM

Well it is good to see

GG getting back to his roots: complaining about his competition in the media and avoiding the deeper issues. Yes, it's all about Keith.

Friday, June 27, 2008 10:46 AM

Remember where all your electronics are built

China. So either do without or pay through the nose. It's a happy hippy day of praise as America suffers. YAAAAAAY!!!!

Friday, June 27, 2008 10:47 AM

Carter was an economic disaster.

Anyone who wants to go back to the glorious days O Carter can just hop on a plane to Zimbabwe.

Friday, June 27, 2008 10:49 AM

Don't worry, liberals

There will ALWAYS be a long line of gays, blacks, immigrants, communists, terrorists and Arabs to elect before we ever EVER vote for a female President.

Friday, June 27, 2008 12:25 PM
Original article: "WALL-E"

No no no no no no

It MUST be about the environment. Gore Commands you !!!!!!!

Friday, June 27, 2008 12:26 PM

Gasoline is highly subsidized in China

The true cost is massive debt for the Chinese economy.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:37 PM
Original article: Bad ethanol economics

I would rather fat horrid Americans

Starve in the freezing cold than use more drop of oil.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:39 PM

NC: fastest growing population of illegal aliens in America

Shhhh....Salonbots aren't supposed to talk about that. Illegal immigration is not only good, it's a right.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:40 PM

All men are gay

All women are empowered. Gotchya.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 12:42 PM
Original article: My coming-out mix tape

Cut your wrists Emo Kids.

Please just do it already. Slap on some Smiths and gas yourself.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 03:08 PM

all monopolies eventually learn to embrace regulation

MS is the next huge monopoly in a post AT&T (pre 1984) world and like AT&T, the power companies, the cable companies, the railroads, and so on, they all eventually learn to love regulation and tariffs. In fact they become addicted to them and over the long run can't earn money any other way.

And when Balmer is fired for being a moron obsessed with Yahoo, MS will buy eBay and Amazon and become a cash generating behemoth like never before. At that point MS will be the second or third largest retailer in the US and will give Wal*Mart a run for its money. The government will step in to guarantee a fixed ROI to MS with an investment horizon measured in decades.

Bill Gates' stock and his foundation will be worth 3 or 4 times what it is today making him the western world's first 200 billion dollar man (Several Arabs are already there since they effectively own and operate Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE).

Saturday, June 28, 2008 03:11 PM
Original article: Leave Bill Clinton alone!

Salonotrons aren't happy unless they're miserable and angry

I hope Obama picks a lesbian Marxist Arab for a running mate. Just to see the anti Obamatron faction's heads explode.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 08:47 PM
Original article: All together now

White kids from Ohio are adopting Hussein as their middle names

http://www.nytimes.com/

Is there any limit to stupid? No I don't think so. When you think about it, I was expecting parents to start naming their newborns "Barack" and "Obama", but reasonably speaking, unless you're a real Rage Against the Machine loon, you're probably not going to do that until after the election.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:34 AM
Original article: I Like to Watch

It used to be we watched the rich and famous

and lived vicariously as a Robin Leach knockoff's booming voice told us about Jay-Z's solid platinum toilet for his pit bulls.

Now we just thrill to watching people who actually can MOVE.

So you think you can snore and drool?

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:37 AM
Original article: Opus

Smartcar not so smart

Same basic mileage as a Honda Fit and the Honda has a back seat. Unless you're a neo-Beatnik hipster and you have exactly one friend and/or one dog a Smartcar is a dumb idea. Do you think it's cheaper to park? I guess it makes a good SECOND car like a Toyota MR2 which has 2 seats and NO trunk front OR back, but that sort of defeats the purpose.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:39 AM
Original article: All together now

99% of Salon's readership doesn't

Get the allusion to the old Beatles song.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 12:56 PM

If you want a girl crush

Date a fat chick.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 12:58 PM
Original article: Opus

Considering that

That the average adult fatass is too wide for the seat and would probably have to be pried out of their own Smartcar with the jaws of life, I'm thinking it's not such a great idea.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 01:02 PM

Dems don't know what they want to be.

So being vaguely neither this nor that feels like a safe bet. I mean how many Muslim midget lesbian Marxist vegan handicapped single mom black brown dyslexic autistic can you fit on the bandstand before it caves in?

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:01 PM
Original article: Opus

$30,000 for a Hybrid?

Awesome. In the retarded sense of the word. I can hardly wait for someone to show up at the Oscars in one.

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:04 PM
Original article: I Like to Watch

I wish they had blind people on it.

I mean watching amateurs be bad at something is sort of the point, yes?

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:06 PM
Original article: Ask Pablo

But if you go to a PF laser light show

Won't all burnt out roaches, ziplock bags and empty beer cans cancel out the Green?

Sunday, June 29, 2008 06:13 PM
Original article: Good to the last drop

Paper filters? Never

It sucks up the precious oils. A fine strainer is better. Better yet just run an espresso machine. I do. It's not more complicated than the frufru steps described here. And don't serve it in a paper cup or a steel cup. No milk. Not even hippy yak or goat milk. No sugar, no Turbinado.

The Greeks and the Arabs get it right - gritty, thick.

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