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Friday, June 8, 2007 05:15 AM
Original article: Give my petards to Broadway

Speak For Yourself MC007

I work hard by Times Square and I fucking HATE those stupid tourists and the pitiful pittance of revenue that they bring in.

Fuck Disney and Fuck Guiliani. I want my old, scary 42nd Street back in all its grindouse glory. What New York needs is another ecomic downturn and some high-profile tourist killings to chase all the subranites, midwesterners and their damn Olive Gardens out of our city and make it affordable for REAL New Yorkers again.

Friday, June 8, 2007 05:07 AM
Original article: Give my petards to Broadway

Broadway Is TV's Bitch

Nobody in New York gives a damn about Broadway either. I work near Times Sqaure and all I see are things like Joey Lawrence in "Chicago" and "Legally Blonde: The Musical" and Disney and Monty Python adaptations outnumbering "serious" productions like "Coram Boy" and "Moon for the Misbegotten" &à-to&. I piss myself laughing at anybody who considers theater a more lofty cultural pursuit than film and television. What a joke. The only people who still care about theater are queers, tourists and the people who work there.

Thursday, May 24, 2007 09:22 AM

LW: Ignore the Haters

Hey LW - don't listen to these knuckleheads telling you to "stick it out" or that the military will "straighten you out" because that's all a fat load of horseshit.

The military exists to do one thing: train people to kill in defense of our country. They are not in the business of fixing people's problems or making recruits into better people, and often the problems and baggage you bring with you into the military is only compounded.

Not everyone thrives in uniform and the dangers are very real. Unless you are 100% commited, take Cary's advice and DO NOT GO.

And then save some money and get the hell out of appalachia. I recommend you try Philly - great arts scene and cheap rents.

Good luck and hang in there!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 05:58 AM
Original article: Is Rush Limbaugh right?

Hey Anonymous

No offense, but America was NEVER the "old America that the world looked up to." That America was a carefully-managed myth that swept all the fractious, contentious issues and inequalities under the rug. If you're "a foreign-born citizen" you probably bought into the myth. Welcome to the reality - same as it ever was.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 01:56 PM

So what, Gwool?

Does Imus being a misanthrope make his bigotry and bile any less offensive? What kind of an advertiser wants somebody who hates all of humanity as their spokesperson. Imus is an ass whose time has long passed. Good fucking riddance!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 01:43 PM

Fuck Imus Anyway

One less loudmouthed douchebag polluting the airwaves with hate passed off as "humor"?

Good riddance.

Friday, May 11, 2007 02:41 PM
Original article: Poor, poor Gonzales

By Setting A Dangerous Precendent, The Republicans Have Given The Dems A Powerful Weapon

Once we Dems take back the House, we can use the now-corrupt and politicized DOJ to completely outlaw and dismantle the GOP. Thanks for the shortsightedness, Republicans - we're going to use it to destroy you, your families and everything you hold dear.

And you won't be able to say a goddamn thing about it.

ROFL!

Friday, May 11, 2007 06:30 AM

I agree with Beck

There's a difference between voting for a Jewish candidate and voting for a commited Zionist candidate like Lieberman. Our foreign policy has been tied to Zionism for far too long in the Middle East and we need to act in our own interest first - not just Israel's. Let the Israelis pay for their own wars for once. I would rather we spent our tax dollars here at home on healthcare and education than on subsidizing the Israeli war machine.

Friday, May 11, 2007 06:25 AM

This Is Dangerous Information

Be careful, LW: I had a friend who took a DNA test and found out he had a Chinese ancestor, and now he lives in a pagoda and spends all his days doing Tai Chi, smoking opium and raising silkworrms.

Seriously, though, this has to bbe the stupidest letter I ever read. You and your entire family sound like horrible people. Please kill yourselves.

Friday, May 11, 2007 06:13 AM
Original article: "Falling Man"

DeLillo is a middlebrow bore

He's nothing more than a pretentious, bargain-basement Pynchon - but without the wit or panache that keeps most of Pynchon's books from being total snoozefests. But I guess that DeLillo is what a certain subset of middlebrow boomers read to make themselves think they're still "edgy." What a douche.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007 07:42 AM

Paglia is old and boring

Her whole "I'm lib, but outrageous because I bash Dems just like Republicans do" is old and tired and belongs to a paradigm that's long past it's sell date (kinda like Paglia herself...).

Get some fresh blood please.

Saturday, April 28, 2007 05:27 PM

nabalzbbfr

Don't be a dope.

Bush won't be remembered as anything other than complete failure and the worst President in American history so far.

Prophet? Don't make me laugh.

Saturday, April 28, 2007 10:10 AM
Original article: Goodbye, Baghdad

Actually, RobotEmpire You're The One With The Pitiably Poor Understanding of Historical And Current Events

How can you say with a straight face that it's not the fault of Americans that Baghdad is "such a shithole"?

First we created Saddam Hussein and backed his murderous rise to power and aided and abetted his catastrophic war against Iran - and looked the other way for DECADES while he systematically abused his own citizens.

Then, we picked the absolute worst time possible to depose him, and do a disasterously incompetent job of keeping the peace afterwards.

Sorry, dude, but Colin Powell was right: we broke it, we bought it.

Deal with it.

Friday, April 27, 2007 07:41 AM

Just Keep Your Ears Open

If she's truly a monster, eventually she will cross the line and possibly even brag about it to you.

When that happens, document it, seek verification and, if you can verify any abuses - report her to her superiors and the press immediately.

She may be your sister, but monster cops are a danger to all of us.

PS: She is a civilian, too. Cops are, technically speaking, civilians.

Friday, April 27, 2007 07:30 AM
Original article: Finale wrap-up: "30 Rock"

You know what's really depressing?

All the smart people I know who would fucking LOVE 30 Rock keep telling me that they're addicted to Grey's Anatomy.

Grey's fucking Anatomy?

I want to take those people behind the middle school and beat the crap out of them.

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