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  • Calvin Broadus?

    [Read the article: To Damascus with Nancy Pelosi]
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    Silly sockpuppet - do you think you're the only one who knows what Snoop's real name is?

    And to address your absurd post, the Republican Congress undermined Clinton's policies - both foreign and domestic - at every single opportunity.

    Dope.

  • The Problem With Parody

    [Read the article: YOUR STUPID]
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    Is that the reality of stupid Con trolls is usually much, much more ridiculous than any parody we could dream up...

  • The Only Intelligent Response To Victoria's Stupidity: STFU!

    [Read the article: To Damascus with Nancy Pelosi]
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    Friends, as long as you indulge stupid Con loudmouths like Victoria by responding to their stupidity as if it was reasonable and worthy of debate, these stupid Con loudmouths will keep spewing their nonsensical hate speech, smears and lies.

    The only way to treat these fools is with maximum scorn and contempt. Do not engage their crazytalk. Do not give them an opening. Do not allow their sick memes to gain any purchase in our culture. Simply shut them down with a withering rain of derisive laughter and blithe dismissal. Treat their lies exactly the way you would the derranged rantings of crazypeople on the subway, or the ignorant ravings of a particularly fat and obnoxious child.

    If we continue to indulge these fools and continue to allow their crazytalk to infect that national conversation, we can never move forward to undo the failures and misteps of the Republican fiasco.

  • So in other words...

    [Read the article: McCain: It's fun to be wrong]
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    "Never mind that I was terribly, horribly wrong to put American soldiers at risk for my little publicity stunt... It's all just part of the new, wacky, freewheeling John McCain show!"

    What a fucking douche. Somebody tell the choleric old man that his train left a long time ago.

  • So a dude from Mogwai calls out Keith Richards...

    [Read the article: No sympathy for the devil]
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    ... for being a sensationalistic media whore by glomming a comment onto the story that he accuses Richards of being a media whore for?

    Hillarious.

    PS: Mogwai hasn't made headlines anywhere in years. Keith Richards gets more press for falling out a coconut tree than those has-beens got in their entire career.

    PPS: Keith Richards co-wrote "Satisfaction" - what did fucking Mogwai ever do that compares?

    PPPS: FUCK MOGWAI!

  • For The Good of the Nation Man, Resign!

    [Read the article: I still have a job, but I've completely stopped working!]
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    Dear Mr. Bush. Thank you so much for writing in to Cary's column to share you disatisfaction with your current job. We understand that being the decider can sometimes be very taxing for you and lead to extreme boredom on your part. While we applaud your decision to give up control of your "big project" to Congressional oversight, it might be high time that you resigned your position for good - and took your VP and cabinent with you.

  • Milk It Baby

    [Read the article: I still have a job, but I've completely stopped working!]
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    Capitalism is slavery anyway, so why not rip off your slavemasters as long as you can possibly get away with it?

  • An Image Consultant?

    [Read the article: He's sorry now]
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    Seriously?

    I hope that Imus' image consultant tells him to iron his face.

    That leathery old prune looks like my scrote sac.

  • Powers, Christgau, Marcus and... Klosterman?

    [Read the article: "Idol" slayer?]
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    Sorry, I didn't even bother reading the article because I was too convulsed with vomiting after seeing you blithely group that pathetic, no-talent hack Chuck Klosterman with real music journalists like Greil Marcus, Bob Christgau and Ann Powers.

    Ugh. I have no respect for Salon anymore.

    Gross.

  • Dear Camille

    [Read the article: Real inconvenient truths]
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    Nobody cares about what a dried-up old 80s relic like you thinks about anything. Please go away and give someone who isn't 90 years old a chance to have a say. Nobody cares about your ancient references to movies nobody cares about anymore, either. You are irrelevant and old. Stop boring us and move to Florida to die with the rest of your generation.

  • Hey negatifzeo

    [Read the article: No more whining excuses]
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    No, we don't all do stuff like this once in awhile.

    And if some lame ass douchebags hate liberals for doing the right thing, well guess what? We hate those racist motherfuckers right back - and we'll continue to fucking win and those racist dicks will continue to fucking lose.

    There is NO shame in our game, son. So suck it and like it.

  • Why oh why does Salon keep sending chicks to review guy films?

    [Read the article: "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters"]
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    No offenese to Stephanie Zacharek, but she is sooooo not the core audience for this film or for ATHF. It's a clinical and empirical fact: chicks don't get guy humor.

    Please Salon, STOP SENDING GIRLS TO REVIEW GUY FILMS: THEY DON'T GET THEM AND JUST BORE US WITH THEIR CLUELESS NAGGING!

  • Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

    [Read the article: Adult milk market]
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    Ew!

  • You wanna play with guns? Join the Army.

    [Read the article: I'm almost 21. Should I buy some guns?]
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    Don't be such a dithering whiner. Either step up and be a man, or don't. But the rest of us don't care.

  • Asparagus? Two months straight?

    [Read the article: How to be an asparagus superhero]
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    Phoebe Nobles' pee must stink something awful!

  • Isn't that what dictators always say?

    [Read the article: Quote of the Day]
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    "I know what's good for you."

    Fuck You, McCain.

    You're a pathetic old man and your head looks like a ziploc bag filled with raw hamburger meat.

    Shut the fuck up and go take your lipitor, you old fucktard.

    You blew it.

  • Pssst... None of the Rutgers Lady Cagers are rappers...

    [Read the article: Is rap racist?]
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    Not sure why you're falling for this stupid red herring cooked up by Imus and his racist apologists.

    The Imus flap was about a stupid old man using his powerful microphone to reach out and demean a group of teenage girls in the most racially and sexually degrading way possible.

    It had nothing to do with rap music or black comedians, as so many racist apologists have claimed.

    I find this very argument to be racist, since it presumes that a.) rappers speak for the entire black community, and b.) it doesn't differntiate between multimillionare rappers and teenage collegiate basketball players, but lumps them both together as simply 'black' - robbing everyone of their individual humanity and reducing them to their color.

    You can do better, Salon.

  • It ISN'T Part of the Jewish Tradition?

    [Read the article: Let's hope he doesn't get the flu]
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    Since when?

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