400 million dollars were allocated "above board" to destabilize Iran and foment regime change in lieu of another Iraq type invasion. That is why the MSM has been lock step on Iran following the CIA's instructions to a tee. It was all a scam. Since the CIA orchestrated overthrow didn't work out so well, Obama PETULANTLY cancelled a July 4 visit and meeting with Iranian officials.

WELL, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LET US OVERTHROW YOUR GOVERNMENT "PEACEFULLY", WE ARE NOT INVITING YOU TO OUR PARTY!

Obama stamps fit for emphasis.

What? Is Obama a five year old?

He outdoes even Grouch Marx in Duck Soup:

"Barack "Firefly" Obama: I'd be unworthy of the high trust that's been placed in me if I didn't do everything in my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I'd be only too happy to meet with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. But suppose he doesn't. A fine thing that'll be. I hold out my hand and he refuses to accept. That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it? Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a foreign President. Who does he think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all my people? Think of it - I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he'll never get away with it I tell you, he'll never get away with it.

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad enters]

Barack "Firefly" Obama: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?

[slaps Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with his glove]"

It is hard to tell them apart. They are both so white.

My dear outrider, your brains looks, smells and tastes like cottage cheese.

Hmmm hmmmm good.

You obviously need a bigger television set.

TV shows are much better if you are drunk or on happy pills.

If you are not going to put out the effort to enjoy the show, why bother watching it?

Is there really anything on HBO that is worth the extra money to watch?

Would you have paid to watch "Hung" in a movie theater?

With everybody else going out of business, why are the cable people still doing so well?

I thought Obama had promised to end the torture.

This is horrifying.

I would write my congressman and complain, but I look horrible in orange,

"Hello again. This week the editors at Salon have asked me to address how it can be, as Joe V. said in his question and as many of you asked in your letters and comments on last week's column, that conservatives continue to believe America is a center-right country."

What editors at Salon?

Thought you could pull a fast one, eh?

Diner: My steak is seething with MAGGOTS!

Waiter: Would you like some ketchup?

Can you please put a poison apple in Robert Reich's hand?

That smile of his needs a poison apple in front of it.

They probably voted for democrats or republicans. We shipped all the jobs overseas and our money too.

Print Journalism is dead. You really need a cellphone, don't you?

With the exception of Greenwald, do you think any writer here actually practices the skills they learned in Journalism 101?

American jobs are dead and gone. You need to come up with a scam to glean some meat off of the carcass.

You could always parody Perez Hilton, TMZ or Broadsheet.

Too much education can be like a pint of fine aged Bourbon poured into a single standard shot glass.

should stay in Martina Navratilova's pants and it is none of my business, your business or Salon's business.

Cheap tabloid panty diving and snorfing journalism.

Ewe!

Nothing to see there, move along.

Not even worth a mention on the news sidebar.

Yes we have bananas. Don't you worry about a thing.

Think the Hondurans can help us out?

Wait, are they on the side of the people or the rich?

Never mind.

Somebody must be smoking some really good weed.

"Most men who are in porn

are a) secondary characters and don't get paid much at all and b) often do gay porn as well as straight porn."

Speak for yourself!

500 dollars for an acting gig isn't bad and while you may not earn that much and while you may also do gay porn, do not presume to speak for the rest of us!

Not that there is anything wrong with gay porn, because there isn't.

Is any of your work online?

It's not for me, it's for a friend.

Hear Hear!

Oh come on! She writes pretty good for a high school kid.

Bastion? At least it wasn't moats.

"He just can't say no to the moats of hot women who want him bad."

Moats - wet and fragrant!

You are suffering from the delusion that liberals and conservatives are not the same species of domesticated apes.

If your parents weren't sex-obsessed apes, chances are you would not be a sex obsessed ape either.

Hey! I'm trying to explain something to you. Can you stop playing with yourself for ONE MINUTE for chrissakes?

Damned dirty apes!

Oh come on! She writes pretty good for a high school kid.

Bastion? At least it wasn't moats.

"He just can't say no to the most of hot women who want him bad."

Moats - wet and fragrant!

W H O R E

A new comedy series

Premieres June 28

Sundays 11 pm

HBO

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Payola much?

You have to be doing that for money, right?

Why it's the boys fault!

Everyone knows that teenage males are sex-crazed raping savages and they were probably begging for it anyway.

Besides, who is really complaining about it anyway?