I guess I just few off the handle there, how about

What a sack of flaming cheeseballs!

I hope that makes you feel better.

Sorry about that. I wouldn't want to be offending any morons.

I guess I just flew off the handle there, how about

What a sack of flaming cheeseballs!

I hope that makes you feel better.

Sorry about that. I wouldn't want to be offending any morons.

Sorry about the typo too.

You want me to post Vattel's "Laws of Nations" again?

"I misread the signature, Something Stinkier, sorry about that."

You, Sir, are a flaming Cheeseball.

Cheers!

How clever of you to steal and mock my name.

You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?

Woe, woe, woe is me.

You know what a Cheeseball is?

I'm just needling you because I know that you know that he cannot produce the document.

Just amend the Constitution.

Do it for Arnold.

700 Billion?

That's CHUMP CHANGE.

The taxpayer is the chump.

before you voted for Obama.

I couldn't help but notice that you neglected to mention him and the rest of Cheney's Parcel of Rogues. Are the rest to follow into Powell's miraculous makeover as a statesmen, worthy and voice of reason, after his endorsement of Obama? The man lied to the United Nations to sell the war and he knew he was lying. Next Rumsfeld, Bush, Rice and the rest will be born again all fresh, new and sin free?

Yeah, that's how we do it in America.

God save the mainstream media.

People would rather think about sex than people getting blown up.

You make it seem all so nice and civil. Mind you, they were burned alive in their own CHURCH, no less.

I once saw a movie where some Nazis rounded up the locals and put them in either a barn or a church and then set it on fire to burn them alive.

Nazis were pretty bad people, huh?

Do you really think any of them would have been hung as war criminals?

Morons.

I nver thought you would be agreeing with me Joan.

He isn't hiding the Birth Certificate either. He only shook hands with Blagojevich for the cameras and never talked to him in private once, ever.

More racist, big-foot chasing, red baiting, tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy wing-nuttery.

How much do you think that other senate seat is going to cost Caroline Kennedy?

Right wing evangelicals do have guns. Lot's of guns. All kinds of guns.

Many of them are not only born again, but are also excellent sharpshooters.

WWYDIYWBO?

Cut the man some slack. It isn't like he ran as a liberal. McCain ran him as a liberal but only a moron would have swallowed that line of crap.

Some people voted for Obama just because he wasn't Bush and some people voted for Obama just because he was Black but nobody voted for Obama because he was a Liberal unless they were confused or stupid.

Get over it.

You elected a conservative.

You elected a war candidate.

You elected a Chicago politician.

GEEEZE PEOPLE!

You can stop being so stupid now.

The party is over.

So you think Obama is a LIBERAL?

Nixon was a Liberal.

We are making up a fresh vat of Kool Aid to slack your thirst for more of what you want to hear us tell you.

Never mind what we do, we will have more Kool Aid when the time comes.

Pay no attention to the multinational war profiteering corporations behind the curtain pulling the puppets strings.

Here, have some Kool Aid!

Now go away kid, you bother me.

Don't hold your breath and stamp yourfeet on MY account.

You believe a politician and you are offended by those who know better.

Hey, you are turning purple. What did I tell you about breathing?

Get over it.

I am not nearly as cynical as the politicians you believe in are.

Blagojevich, Emanuel, Jackson Jr, and Duncan, but NO NO NO Obama. No, he had nothing to do with anything the other four talked about, NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH.

Chicago politics doesn't work that way.

DC politics too.

No one is buying Clinton's Senate seat either.

You betcha.

relax, don't get your drawers get all twisted and embedded.

No one's plane is going to crash.

Not on my watch.

You poor deluded fool.

Cheers!

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

I did never once encounter an Obama supporter who DID NOT have their fingers in their ears while loudly proclaiming, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, BELIEVE, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHANGE, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, HOPE, LA LA LA LA LA ..."

You must have been overseas or something during the campaign.

Oh, it is a BIBLE alright, but they always turn it wrong-side up when the President swears on it.

I understand that it is also printed with ink made from the blood of aborted babies. There is a rumor that it is bound with the leather of the skin of the last King of France but that is unlikely according to antiquarians in the know.

a Jewish Rabbi, a Roman Catholic priest, a Muslim Imam, a Protestant Minister, Unitarian and a Secular Humanist step up to the podium to swear him in . . .

It's a MIRACLE!

HE is RISEN!!!

Billy Grahm is ALIVE!

Woe to the unbelievers!

I guess I should have had a drink of Kool Aid when it was offerd to me because all these people are talking about "New Politics" and I have no idea where they pulled that out from and I haven't seen any blue monkeys with wings either.

Anyone got any more Kool Aid they could spare so I could share in the crashing of your collective delusion?

Next election will feature "New and IMPROVED Politics" - drink up, responsible voters!