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Thursday, December 11, 2008 02:08 PM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear bloomsbury,

The 2000 election was stolen, but SCOTUS probably knew what I knew about Gore. The 2004 election was handed to Bush by his Skull and Bones sponsor and blood brother of the coffin, John Kerry. elections are now just frauds. The terror attacks were acts of his adminstration. Everything about Bush is corrupt and evil.

Enjoy four more years of the same, except without the evil mastermind Cheney pulling the string, but ZB instead.

So now we will be ruled by an asshole who can string words together and make a coherent sentence or slogan.

BIG WHOOP!

Gore would have been far worse than Bush. Lieberman would have done the same thing that Cheney did. You know who Lieberman is?

You think Obama is a liberal or progressive?

Thursday, December 11, 2008 02:21 PM
Original article: Chaos in the 9/11 courtroom

They are tired of being tortured and want to be executed.

I say give them what they want but execute them with the real criminals, Bush , Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, and Powell after giving them some quality time with waterboard and electric chocks and a"fair " trial in court. Find an Al Qaeda Attorney to represent their sorry treasonous asses.

Put the executions on pay per view and pay off the national debt. We would pay good money to see Cheney hang - all legal and everything, of course - like Saddam Hussein.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 02:24 PM
Original article: Chaos in the 9/11 courtroom

They are tired of being tortured and want to be executed.

I say give them what they want but execute them with the real criminals, Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, and Powell after giving them some quality time with waterboard and electric shocks and a"fair" trial in court. Find an Al Qaeda Attorney to represent their sorry treasonous asses.

Put the executions on pay per view and pay off the national debt. We would pay good money to see Cheney hang - all legal and everything, of course - like Saddam Hussein.

As for those in congress who voted for the war, I say send them to to Syria for rendition, uh, I mean safe keeping.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 02:43 PM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear tregej,

No irrelevant evasive bombast?

Boy are you barking up the wrong tree.

THIS!

IS!

SALON!

If you don't like tabloid sleaze and trolls, try motherjones.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 03:00 PM

My deaqr maureenodonnell,

You shipped your convicts, debtors, losers, religious nuts, criminals, morons, adventurers and troublemakers to America and now you sit back comfortably and laugh at us.

How I envy you Brits.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 03:03 PM

My dear maureenodonnell,

2012 will be the 200 year anniversary of the War of 1812. If you have any plans to burn the White House again I'll bring some marshmallows and hot dogs, I mean bangers.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Thursday, December 11, 2008 04:43 PM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear LondonLad,

"But also bear in mind that some of us have developed a fine nose for evasions, avoidances and lies."

These Obama trolls reek of that.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 05:11 PM
Original article: "Your father was a monster"

My dear 60christine

Nazis didn't like publicity about what they were doing either.

And America doesn't like to be known for torturing either. We still think it's OK, we just don't like people knowing about it.

Evil prefers that people keep silent and mind their own business - until it's too late.

Guess who won your heart and soul. He had a funny moustache, but he isn't funny at all. He has the best PR team the world. You can see him on TV and in the movies just about more than other real person.

How about that?

Thursday, December 11, 2008 05:21 PM
Original article: "Your father was a monster"

My dear 60christine,

OMG!

He has another movie coming out for Christmas.

HO HO HO.

Merry Christmas.

Who wouldn't want to spend Christmas watching a movie about him?

Best PR team in the world.

Call me offended and disgusted.

Dump this foul stinking turd on Christmas.

No, I am not talking about Tom Cruise - no moustache.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 06:54 PM

Just Fine!

Obama: My office had no role in governor scandal

Nixon: I am not a crook

Guess which one was aliberal.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 07:03 PM

Stupidity or complicity.

The so-called Democrats have given Bush and company a free pass on everything.

They are not going to impeach or hold anyone accountable.

Screw them.

Everyone knows that Illinois politics is corrupt, everyone knows that Obama is hiding his birth certificate and everyone knows that his appointments have pleased the conservatives, republicans and neocons.

The MSM made him President and they can do whatever they wish with him.

Screw them.

The whole country has been screwed.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 07:12 PM

My dear Tone in DC,

How about using military force and holding a siege of people in a church and then burning them all alive, men, women and children?

Sound like something Nazis would do, right?

Yeah, I have seen a movie with that.

I also watched it on the evening news.

Who cares? We didn't like their religious beliefs.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 07:27 PM

Keanu Nikto Boffo

"extract tuna-salad sandwiches from train-station vending machines without paying."

WHOOOOOAHH!

Thats Kewl!

That alone is worth ten bucks.

Does it have a theremin?

Thursday, December 11, 2008 07:34 PM

Can we deport these fine people to the Hague?

Put them in the back of a C-147 naked, drugged and strapped a gurney like that hapless "American Taliban" and hand them over to the international war crimes tribunal. That sounds so much better than they deserve.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 07:50 PM

My dear Xrandadu Hutman,

You do seem to have a problem with my jokes.

Perhaps they seem a little to literal and too close to the truth for your tastes.

Here, chew on this cliche

"It's funny because it's true."

Otherwise you would take no offense.

Thursday, December 11, 2008 08:04 PM

My dear WillBFair,

How did you like the media coverage of Sarah Palin and Salon's contributions to the fair and balances spew of hate and vilification?

Left wingers and right wingers are SOOOOO different.

NOT.

REALLY.

HUH?

Thursday, December 11, 2008 08:05 PM

My dear WillBFair,

How did you like the media coverage of Sarah Palin and Salon's contributions to the fair and balanced spew of hate and vilification?

Left wingers and right wingers are SOOOOO different.

NOT.

REALLY.

HUH?

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