Whenever someone mentions their foreskin, you know they are teetering on the edge of the great abyss.

Holy crap!

There it is!

You see, even I am not immune from the

G R E A T A B Y S S !

I think someone is on the edge of a breakthrough!

Or a disaster.

Well, the great abyss evaporated, but that was just because it wasn't MY foreskin.

UH OH!!!

There it is again.

I gotta be more careful.

You are sweating like a pig, your lips trembling, your heart racing - GET A GRIP MAN!

GET A GRIP!

It's only spin.

OOOPS!

I think your delusions may be cracking under the strain of the spin.

You had better get balanced before you go too fast.

G R I P .

Hold on, dear friend, hold on!

Neither one of the hospitals alleged to be the birthplace of Obama had any records of his birth, but you already knew that, didn't you?

It is not a BC it is a COLB and it s from 2007.

Here is an analogy.

I suspect you of using drugs.

I demand that you provide me with a urine sample.

You say why?

I say I think you are using drugs.

You say, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

I say, Give me a Urine Sample.

You say, No, prove it.

You are not going to fill that cup and BHO is not going to show that long form BC.

Why?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE.

What a joke.

'better source than the Washington Post."

The Washington Post is every bit as reputable as a Rupert Murdoch publication or the Weekly World News. The Rev. Moon's Washington Times is less biased and more liberal and has a better arts and entertainment section.

They are Union Busters too.

What kind of scum run columns from Krauthammer anyway?

We make no mention of conspiracies, you do.

You know why?

Because it's a conspiracy.

That's right, there is a vast conspiracy of people who demand to see the BC but really don't care anyway because we are just following the orders of our glorious leader.

I bet you would like to know who that is, wouldn't you?

sorry, but you are not part of the conspiracy and until you show the secret signs we wil not let you know anything.

Except that our fearless leader of the birther movement also was known as VICE PRESIDENT!!!

/thunder crack, rising organ music, a wolf howls in the night

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH YEAH!

You have fallen prey to our conspiracy and you are like putty in our hands - except for the odor. It is too late for you to extricate yourself now for we have you trapped in a a STRANGE LOOP.

And we are the masters of spinning that loop. Our conspiracy has been spinning those loops for 5 thousand years!!!

You see, it isn't about the BC at all. It is about spinning you.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for President in 2012, America's last hope.

You possess all the wit and intelligence of a barrel of dead catfish.

However, you do not smell nearly as bad.

Keep preserving your ICONS you conformist and defender of the faith.

/just look at this guys name, how stupid is that? come on? REALLY? Is he from BIZARRO world?

These people are blathering morons with the maturity of unparented 11 year olds. Why they even make fun of my name just like they did in 6th grade, chanting "Something Stinks, Something Stinky, What's that Smell, Stinky Stinky!" and pointing the hideous bougar encrusted fingers at me and then pelt me with spit balls and punch me in the groin, until that one day, that I got my revenge, and they never bothered me again, he he he.

These are lot of cruel and evil children, like that Star Trek Episode, with the cruel and evil children in it.

We will get no where arguing with these half wits.

Churchill born of an AMERICAN woman and thus being and AMERICAN himself? Well, my dear LondonLad, that certainly explains a lot, doesn't it?

I suspect that our President may be one our yours. Too bad he wasn't raised there as that would be an improvement.

"I'm going to start a campaign for men

Putting stickers over urinals that say "Your dick is just fine""

MADNESS! You will ruin the economy.

Who will buy Hummers and F-22s after they read THAT?

Women?

Well, maybe it was a cross dresser. A really HOT cross dresser.

But the good money is on keeping women thinking that they are fat, ugly and smell bad because that is where corporate American rakes in the big bucks.

As much as men may love you, that does no good if you do not love yourself.

We men are helpless in the face of that and it is frustrating and a turn off.

Most of us can't help thinking you are beautiful because we are designed that way.

YOUR DESIGN HAS BEEN PERVERTED BY INDUSTRY AND ADVERTISING.