Are you familiar with schizophrenia?

You can communicate something to a schizophrenic and they will interpret it as something entirely different.

If you kid with them they will take it literally.

It is very difficult to explain things to them.

You made unreasonable requests and I mocked you and you didn't get it.

That is another condition.

You demand answers and you ignore the questions and you ignore the answers and you cannot parse the mockery.

I would never call you crazy. Crazy people are not mentally ill.

Now tell me why you hate Texans, Lebanese, Black Women and for the love of GOD, tell me you have stopped beating your spouse.

One more question. Why do you believe politicians? What have they ever done for you? Are you a defense contractor or something?

One more question. Obama has been sold as a myth and an Icon. Do you know what the word Iconoclast means? You support an establishment politician. Do you know what the word renegade means? You believe and trust the MSM. Why?

One more question. Can you count?

My apologies for making fun of your condition - I was unaware until you presented more symptoms.

I know that you were referring to Dungeons and Dragons in that one post and rather than ridicule that I decided to joke about BSDM and now I know that must have been very confusing and frustrating to you.

I apologize and will try not to make fun of you in the future.

Dungeons and Dragons is something I played twice way back in the past. Have you ever played Jackson's Illuminati? Pretty spooky how they got the 911 Twin Towers down, huh?

I know that it is BDSM and not BSDM but putting BS and Dungeon Master together seemed clever at the time. Now that I think of how seldom a Dungeons and Dragons fan has sex I feel rather badly about my choice of humor. I apologize.

I know that Obama is your hero and idol, but I cannot support him just to make you happy and content so I would suggest that you refrain from reading my posts in the future. When I was a kid I wouldn't have appreciated someone bad mouthing Superman, Sheena, Buffalo Bob or Pinky Lee. I hope you understand that not everyone believes or trusts politicians and would suggest that you may find a better hero to look up to like Jay Z, Bono, John Stossel or Britney Spears.

Have a good night, my dear Renegade Iconoclast and sleep tight with dreams of Obama cabinet appointments dancing in your head.

Why would those right-wingers have a problem with president who is a right-winger?

They like Obama. He is even more right-wing than McCain. They won the election. More war, more bailouts, more surveillance, more war on terror, more spending.

They won. They are smarter than the people who think they didn't win.

If they were not happy with Obama, they would be bitching. They are not. You do not get it.

That is an understandable assumption, no doubt gleaned from one of my previous posts.

I am simply showing them higher quality ad hominem so that they may have something to strive for and make something better of themselves like one would expect from a high school student trolling rather than a grade school student trolling.

Then again, the average high school student today is equal to the average grade school student 40 years ago. To foreign nationals - that applies to the UNITED STATES, not your homelands.

Since I am an expert in the field of psychiatry and have been called crazy so often here i decided to help these poor afflicted victim's of natures cruel and heartless defects by casting some light onto their own problems so if anything I was projecting a projection right back to its source.

If your head is spinning, sit down and take a deep breath and a stiff drink.

That's nice. Thank you for your opinion. You are very well spoken and clever. I would have never know you were laughing at me until you informed me.

Thanks for the heads up.

Have nice day!

I am also an expert in getting more page hits for Salon.

How do you like the latest ad hominem I gave to Renegade?

Nothing beats condescension and patronization, does it?

It may be better for you to ask me for those fields in which I have no expertise.

BDSM is one.

Such compassion, empathy and comforting.

You amaze me. Under all that troll lies a heart of gold, a true mensch, a lifter of spirits, a paraclete.

Oh the warm fuzzies you must give out to the downtrodden and depressed.

EVERYONE.

GROUP HUG!

((H))

You believe politicians.

DUH!

You believe preachers too?

So a renegade iconoclast VENERATES icons rather than smashing them. I get it. It is an oxymoron. Unless you restore that which has been destroyed by other Iconoclasts. I don't know the old greek word for fixer or repairer of the top of my head.

The first word negates the second word. You are pretty clever.

Perhaps Iconophile would be a better word. Since Obama is an icon and you like him so much it seems to be a good fit to me.

http://dictionary.infoplease.com/iconophile

I didn't even know it was a real word.

Who scored more kills of innocent civilians, Goeth or Bush?

You think the twins have an "unbearable legacy"?

A Kenyan Birth Certificate?

No she isn't.

You sir, are no gentleman.

My the trolls are out in force!

Camille, if you don't piss off the trolls, you are not doing something right.

Carry on, Salon's last non-tabloid writer.

They just want you to post stupid stuff they can wrap their tiny brains around and agree with.

Thunder perfect mind!