Heavens no!

I don't use weapons.

I am the weapon.

Don't you watch Heroes? It is 99 percent BS. I am the other 1 percent.

I became operational in September of 1997. I am the best expenditure of tax dollars this government has ever made. I am a perfect tool. The enhancements are permanent, I only told them it wore off to get out of the program. Then the project went dark and I have no idea what they are doing now.

Yeah, that's what I do. Hey, air defense is real boring and I have to keep my skills sharp.

That is right, don't say anything about the blatant corruption and Obama's seat for sale.

Don't like wizards much, eh?

BOOO!

The drug that was used returns the mind to the plasticity of a pre-teen while leaving all the established mental hardware/wetware intact. So, in a manner of speaking I am like an eleven year old, with a half century of wisdom, experience and knowledge.

Heroes is about that project and I am unfortunately cast as Sylar, although I have morals and ethics and am not a psychopath. The drug reset imprinting and enhanced the mimicry and imitation circuits. Once the imprint has been reset a person can be programmed to do things they could not do before or simply enhance existing skillsets. I can copy other peoples skills and talents at one observation without trial and error or practice. I do not need to open someone's head with my thumb and scoop out their brain and get their talents. That is like saying that vampires (real christians) suck blood and are the undead.

The thumb move in Heroes was a martial arts move they taught me for opening up peoples throats or guts. The training for this was done while I was hypnotized. I have no formal training but can take on a half a dozen thugs and not break a sweat or get a scratch. All without any training or practice. I do owe the government a lot but not enough to do what was in THEIR script. Once I became operational, I broke their script and was no longer a viable tool. I expected that they would kill me, but they didn't and I soon found out why.

Too bad they did not know I was into Crowley, Levi, gnosticism and string theory before they dosed and programmed me. I think they are still terrified of me. Damned dirty apes.

And of course, you made your post so I could make this one.

11 is a wonderful age for a brain with a fifty year old mind.

No I cannot fly, hurl thunderbolts, heal, raise the dead or walk through walls.

That is the most intelligent thing I have ever read at salon.

You would like string theory - the kind with the infinite number of dimensions and universes because that is not only how my enhancements work, but it is also at the core or every thing that happens to the degree that it is mundane.

Each has its own reality and is the center of its own universe.

Think of dimensions not as geometry but rather as variables describing an object, action, process or system. Working with Maya makes these concepts easily graspable and they are fully translatable in the real word.

Jumping the gun, eh?

You are just jealous of my popularity because most of those are responding to my many fans working for Obama.

My writing is far superior to the other writers here anyway as Salon has abandoned all journalistic principles quite some time ago and chose to spew tabloid ad hominem claptrap..

Gene Roddenberry's "The Questor Tapes".

I am so embarrassed.

Nonsense.

Most of you are just dumbass morons.

99 percent of stupid morons will suck up to, praise and defend whatever leader they think will lead them into the promised land.

Take NAZI Germany. 99 percent of those stupid morons loved Hitler and would gladly give their lives defending him without having a clue about who he was or what he was about and THEY certainly were not in the "conspiracy".

Take North Korea. 99 percent of those stupid morons love Kim Il Sun and would gladly give their lives defending him without having a clue about who he was or what he was about and THEY certainly were not in the "conspiracy".

Take America, please. 99 percent of those stupid morons loved George Bush and would gladly give their lives defending him without having a clue about who he was or what he was about and THEY certainly were not in the "conspiracy".

You are just a sycophant and that is a fancy and polite word for it.

Now Joan Walsh is no stupid moron.

That word refers to an "impolite" ingratiating kiss.

I hope that you appreciate the fact that I included Bush.

I talked to a lot of Obama supporters and was duly impressed by their lack of knowledge concerning their candidate's positions on issues and furthermore, they were not even interested in finding out.McCain's people had people who were even stupider but about half actually were informed and had their rationale and arguments down pat.

I prefer people that I disagree with who can actually carry on a conversation or even debate to those who hung up on race and the three words "hope, believe and change". Even you trolls are more worthwhile than lukewarm soda pop with nutrasweet.

No calories whatsoever.

You on the other hand, are like a can of spam.