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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:15 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

Hey, you hear about Rod Blagojevich

Illinois politics is just oozing with corruption and the Governor who is a Democrat has been nailed real good.

Say, isn't he a friend of Obama's?

HEY! They both are democrats from Illinois, a CESSPOOL of corruption, bribery, influence peddling and god knows what else.

Let's hope and believe that Obama will get to the White House before any of this stink rubs off on him.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:22 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear AnninCa,

Youmean all I need is a little love?

AWWWW!

That is mighty sweet of you.

Politics is a clean as a whistle and ther is no corruption, bribery, payoffs. backdealing, fraud, deceit and breaking the rules, just ask Obama's friend and colleague Governor. Rod Blagojevich.

/i write the scripts

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:26 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear AnninCa,

I hear that Gov. Rod Blagojevich is selling Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:39 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

You poor deluded fools,

You believe politiciians.

You believe the government.

You believe the democrats

You believe the republicans

You believe the state officials.

You believe the MSM.

But you do not believe in the Illuminati or my ability to write scripts for you domesticated apes.

This was far easier to script than the Lewinsky scandal, and while it looks and sounds crazy, and most certainly is crazy, as long as reality conforms to my scripts you can just EAT IT!

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI SCRIPT WRITER.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

EWIGE BLUMENKRAFT!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:39 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

You poor deluded fools,

You believe politiciians.

You believe the government.

You believe the democrats

You believe the republicans

You believe the state officials.

You believe the MSM.

But you do not believe in the Illuminati or my ability to write scripts for you domesticated apes.

This was far easier to script than the Lewinsky scandal, and while it looks and sounds crazy, and most certainly is crazy, as long as reality conforms to my scripts you can just EAT IT!

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI SCRIPT WRITER.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

EWIGE BLUMENKRAFT!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:48 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear AstonishingA,

Want to buy Obama's Senate seat?

Illionois Governor Rod Blagojevich needs cash for his defense fund.

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:58 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Brandon24,

I don't care where he was born. I do care that he pulled a fast one and was disingenuous. I do care that he is hiding the document. I do care that there is a CONSPIRACY in the media and among morons to harass and name call people to get them to shut up about it..

Most of all, I do care because,

Not being born in America is a technicality but if it will spoil a warmongering fascists day, I say let us proceed.

Obama will be sworn in and Bush will not be impeached and that says it all right there.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:59 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Brandon24,

I don't care where he was born. I do care that he pulled a fast one and was disingenuous. I do care that he is hiding the document. I do care that there is a CONSPIRACY in the media and among morons to harass and name call people to get them to shut up about it..

Not being born in America is a technicality but if it will spoil a warmongering fascists day, I say let us proceed.

Obama will be sworn in and Bush will not be impeached and that says it all right there.

Most of all, I do care because,

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:10 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear AstonishingA,

As far as I can tell wishful thinking only works when I do it, but good luck with trying.

You do know why this story has hit the mainstream, don't you?

I kid about a lot of things, but not my script writing ability.

I am not conceited at all. As for conceding, when Obama shows a suitable forgery I will accept it and concede the issue. The ink should be dry sometime after January the 20th.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:17 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

Lynx Stinks ,

What does it say on the bottom left of the Obama document?

If you can answer that the you know you are wrong.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:20 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Dr. Locrian,

Not air traffic control. Defense against enemy aircraft.

Got MANPAD?

I don't need one.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:27 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear mbote123,

The whole war on terror is a much better example of psychosis and paranoia on a national scale than this issue about Obama's Birth Certificate.

No one is getting killed over this stupid piece of paper that Obama is hiding.

The last 7 years has been totally insane and that is in the MSM, the public and both parties.

One seldom likes to look at one's own delusions.

On the other hand, I celebrate my delusions and watch them unfold in the news and the MSM.

When objective reality conforms to your delusions then feel free to discuss the issue with me and I will goive you a lecture in string theory and the infinite polyverse.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:34 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear mbote123,

Iforgot this, you may find it interesting especially the part about the investigation into the pscyhiatric profession in england and how mental illness is a result of psychiatry and how this relates to the cold war and the "beautiful Mind" guy who mad the whole damn culture mirror his insanity.

I bet Ron Howard didn't cover that part.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=404227395387111085

If you watch it, you are crazy.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:40 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear domini,

INCORRECT.

I am laughing at stupid people who will believe any lie a politician or a taking head on tv tells them.

I am also kind of happy because the Illinois Governor was arrested ahead of my schedule. It was supposed to occur on Friday. I presume that this was done to prevent an embarrassment for Obama. I thought they were meeting on Wednesday or Thursday.

Oh well. Moles are never entirely reliable.

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