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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:01 PM

My dear Klyterus,

Talking smack seems to be the only talent you have. Such emotion, such anger, such puerility, such a nome de plume!

You are really taking this so hard that it causes me to pause and wonder if I should back off and not ask you to justify or explain yourself. You obviously are incapable of that you poor dear.

I suppose you must make up some more smack talk to put your spin on the debate which seems to be pretty even and far more respectable than what the MSM has been spouting lately.

Did you notice how Obama let slip out that 700 Billion dollar figure going to Iraq? He couldn't say China, could he? Neither could McCain.

Judging by your poetry one would think that you would be perfect for writing those Salon headlines.

I never said anything about "shit" - that came from you mind, not mine.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:08 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

McCain fails to live down to your expectations

Quick, have "Klyterus" write some nasty poem ripe and pungent for your defense.

It has to be said,

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:22 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

My dear Klyterus,

Clap, Clap, Clap.

Bravo!

Here have a biscuit!

Good Klyterus! Good!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:34 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

The two honorable Gentlemen at the debate

It is a chame that those who are filled with rancor, hatred and spew have distracted the public from the fact that despite both being politicians, both are capable of reasoned and polite discourse without the hysteria and mud slinging which is more appropriate for a venue such as "professional wrestling", boxing, dog fighting, cock fighting and cage fighting.

Clearly the media, both MSM and independent, and party functionaries have failed both candidates, the voters and the nation.

Would that their supporters be as well behaved and gentlemanly as these two Senators have behaved tonight.

Now that they are done, let the mudslinging begin!

You damned dirty apes!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:34 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

The two honorable Gentlemen at the debate

It is a shame that those who are filled with rancor, hatred and spew have distracted the public from the fact that despite both being politicians, both are capable of reasoned and polite discourse without the hysteria and mud slinging which is more appropriate for a venue such as "professional wrestling", boxing, dog fighting, cock fighting and cage fighting.

Clearly the media, both MSM and independent, and party functionaries have failed both candidates, the voters and the nation.

Would that their supporters be as well behaved and gentlemanly as these two Senators have behaved tonight.

Now that they are done, let the mudslinging begin!

You damned dirty apes!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 07:59 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

My dear Ohmygoodness,

Well, yes, if you ignore the horns, the pitchfork, the flames of hell itself roaring behind him as he slaughtered cute bunnies, panda bears, and puppies devouring them head first and spitting out the bones clean of flesh and gristle while Obama was speaking that is.

Is that what you saw?

Don't ask me about howe Obama did, please.

They both ripped us off for 700 billion dollars for the bailout and both support more war, more death, more people maimed and crippled and greater debt.

Neither one should be president.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 08:21 PM

O'rly?

Your opinion is about as impressive as a cold french fry without ketchup.

My side HOORAY!

Their side BOOO!

You should cover pro wrestling instead.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 08:52 PM
Original article: McCain loses again

My dear Klyt, er, ah, Joan,

So, who do you think is the big loser here?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 09:02 PM

Fix?

Spaying and neutering hardly seems legal, but Congress could fix that too.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 09:07 PM
Original article: The Mac attack backfires

My dear Kltrs,

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 09:13 PM
Original article: Let's talk crap

Salon! Let's talk crap!

Well, that just about sums it all up,

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 09:27 PM
Original article: McCain loses again

My dear Klytus and Joan,

Behold the power of the Force!

http://www.salon.com/books/int/2008/10/16/big_necessity/

You betcha!

Thursday, October 16, 2008 06:09 AM
Original article: McCain loses again

No matter who is elected

The status quo will remain unchanged.

You ignore the issues and focus on style, appearance, emotion and prejudice with the same level of thought that goes into rooting for the home team and hating the other guy.

the war will continue and expand to other countries. More money will be paid out to the crooks on Wall Street, taxes will be raised to cover those expenses and the public will get what it deserves for believing either one of these establishment tools.

The establishment chose these candidates and you act as if the style and the hype is substance and reality. The voters and the country are the losers. No debate without the other three non-establishment candidates is legitimate, fair, or even a real debate.

Now Salon is running banner ads to hype a war against Iran. It doesn't matter who wins the election, the government will be in the hands of those who sold us the wars and sold us on the bailout. That 700 billion dollars will cost every man woman and child over 2000 dollars.

Two guys rip you off for 2 grand and you are going to cheer for one and boo the other?

You are idiots.

When they start up the draft, enlist in the Air Force and Navy before they call you up to be a ground troop and it will ensure your survivability.

Thursday, October 16, 2008 06:22 AM

@IRR Soldier

YO! Barney Fife!

We want our country back.

And take them bullets out of those guns.

Doesn't the government have a secret Time Tunnel? Can they send all of you back to the 1940s? I think Hitler needs your assistance.

Thursday, October 16, 2008 06:32 AM

My dear Klyterus,

Oh Joan, there you go again.

Thursday, October 16, 2008 06:45 AM
Original article: McCain loses again

The Next Debate is Sunday night at Columbia University

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/15/still-to-come-the-third-party-debate/

Shhhh!

It is a secret.

Don't tell anyone!

Non-establishment candidates must be ignored and shunned by the MSM.

God forbid the voters have a real choice!

Thursday, October 16, 2008 06:48 AM
Original article: McCain's last stand

The Next Debate is Sunday Night at Columbia University

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/15/still-to-come-the-third-party-debate/

Shhhh!

It is a secret.

Don't tell anyone!

Non-establishment candidates must be ignored and shunned by the MSM.

God forbid the voters have a real choice!

We must defend our corporate shills and lackeys!

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