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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:30 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

I am not an MS Word expert. I prefer Wordperfect since reveal codes allows for easy correction of errors in the layout. I was unaware of that "feature" and I wasn't SCREAMING it. I think that deliberately misaligning text in a Word Processing document is an unlikely or uncommon occurrence. Having perfect aligned text IS THE POINT of a word processor.

The document has two lines which have misalignment of text. There is a template on the web which matches the Obama document perfectly even with the time of birth and the sex of the child. The only misalignments are on those lines which had previous text from the template.

It looks like someone took the template and added the Obama information and did not correctly align the text on the date and time of birth line and the state, island and county line.

Anyone who examines the online template and the Obama document has to have questions about it. I did so I opened them both up in Photoshop and aligned them to each other and it was a perfect match. This is not to be unexpected. What is unexpected is the misalignments on those two lines and those two lines have text in common with the template. The text in those lines which is present in both the template and the Obama document match perfectly while the additional Obama text DOES NOT.

It is a legitimate question and a legitimate problem met with insults from trolls like you who have never even looked at the documents.

Anyone can download the documents and see for themselves. I am not concealing anything about this. Your side says the 2007 document is it and that is all there is and just get over it.

How is that working for you, moron?

Just amend the Constitution or produce a decent forgery.

Then insult our intelligence in other ways, like obliterating Iran or chasing down Bin Laden.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:37 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Nick44,

You will never convince LondonLad.

Everyone knows that Usama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein brought down the WTC Towers and WTC7 with BOX CUTTERS.

What really bothers me is that you can still walk into any hardware store, Walmart or drug store and BUY BOXCUTTERS without a 2 week waiting period and a background check.

OH YEAH, and a copy of your VAULT birth certificate!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:47 AM

Is that all there is?

A cat and a dildo?

I blame Oprah and Dr. Phil.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:55 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

"Mis-aligning them on a form with a typewriter is also very easy to do and likely what happened way back in 1961."

No typewriter was involved the production of the Obama document. It is a laser printout from 2007.

"So you say the words are misaligned? I say so what? If anything, that'd be more proof it is authentic."

Not if it is a LASER printout from 2007 and that is what it is.

Bringing up the typewriter means that you need to get a fresh cribsheet from your supervisor.

Happy trolling!

/Typewriter? What a stupid moron.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:00 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear pantanal,

Diagnosing someone who holds a different viewpoint that you in a chat room with mental illness may be an indication of mental illness.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:02 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear pantanal,

Diagnosing someone who holds a different viewpoint than you in a chat room with mental illness may be an indication of mental illness.

I am an open book and fear no one or no thing. Just have your man show his birth certificate from 1961.

/ouch!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:09 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Look at the lower left of the document.

What does it say?

What kind of person argues about a piece of evidence without having even looked at it?

A. A troll.

B. A moron

C. A liar

D. A, B, and/or C

DAYUM you people are stupid!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:24 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

I see that you have discussed this with your supervisor.

"You haven't seen any evidence either. You have seen on-line copies of documents. "

Neither have you and neither has the American Public.

Uh, THAT IS THE POINT, moron.

Show us a scan or copy of the 1961 document.

Can't do it, can he?

You know it too.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:43 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

Lynx,

The text is misaligned because it was Photoshopped, your alternate theory being that the State of Hawaii deliberately misaligned the text using the "feature" you informed me about in MS Word.

I could have produced the document in Photoshop with proper alignment but it is not easy and straightforward. Whoever did it did not check their work.

You want me to answer questions and I have, but you do not answer questions and claim that I don't.

You are not a person, you are a troll.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 09:57 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear LondonLad,

I am no t a bureaucrat so i really do not know. I suspect that it is a tracking number for accessing the document so that people who only have the name will not be able to access it improperly.

Concerning 9/11, I was running air defense routines at the time and just coincidentally a surgery i had done was rescheduled to the 10th so on the 11th I was incapacitated so I was unable to deal with the first three aircraft. The fourth one had no passengers and was being flown by remote control. I don't know about the other aircraft. The white 747 was an electronic warfare platform andit had a crew and they were american. I thought they got the script from the pilot episode of "The Lone Gunmen." I knew about the plans to invade Afghanistan from a March issue of Jane's Intelligence Review so I knew who was behind it.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:06 AM

State Officials Corrupt?

That is UNPOSSIBLE!!!

Well at least in Hawaii everyone in state government is honest and clean as a whistle.

This guy sounds like a CONSPIRATOR, but of course, that also is UNPOSSIBLE, since no one in politics EVER conspires about ANYTHING.

Can you write another article about PALIN?

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