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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 07:23 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear AstonishingA,

I write the scripts. I have been doing so since 1998. I am the progressive at the Illuminati. I do what I can but there are more fascists and nutjobs than progressives in our conspiracy.

All of those players that you mention are in fact players. Are the actors in a play the actual characters that they play. They follow the script.

So far the only screw up was that the republicans chose McCain instead of Romney. I know who did the rewrite but I have no problem with Obama being President as he suits my purposes.

In ten years there has only been one rewrite. Everything else has gone according to plan.

Enjoy the show.

The Empire must fall.

My first script was the Lewinsky scandal. I couldn't do what Gore wanted but I think I did something a little bit better. My first operation was in September of 1997 and was 100 percent successful except for the replacement of the last target with a less civilian one.

Ever listen to Aphrodite's Child's 666

Babylon.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 07:30 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear R.Thompson,

So you are equating Obama with Lucas?

You must really hate Obama.

It must be the CGI.

/rimshot

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 07:47 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear pantanal,

The Earth is round. (at least in 4 space geometry)

The Earth is at the very least 5 or 6 billion years old.

Creationism is bunk, there is no man in the sky ruling and lording over us.

The big bang, however is a misnomer and does not account for the time required for the expansion of the universe to occur given its radius and the rate of expansion but I suspect that you are no cosmologist or astrophysicist so I will not further elucidate on the subject of the age of the universe.

Now have your man produce the document from 1961 or STFU.

Nice try, for a moron. Analogies just don't work here.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 07:56 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear R.Thompson

"It must be the CGI!"

That was the punchline to a joke.

I figured I would have to explain it to you. People who know that much about Star Wars are like Obama people. Now Star Trek fans are like McCain people.

LETS PULL A FAST ONE.

vs.

AYE AYE CAPTAIN, FULL SPEED AHEAD.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:02 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear steambadger,

It is in the MSM, moron.

Three articles in Salon alone, moron.

All trying to make it go away.

20 lawsuits and coverage in the MSM cannot be a good thing for Obama, especially when he cannot produce the document.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:04 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

MS Word is not considered a graphics program.

You think they deliberately misaligned the text in an official document.

Moron.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 08:27 AM
Original article: The born conspiracy

My dear Lynx,

I am not an MS Word expert. I prefer Wordperfect since reveal codes allows for easy correction of errors in the layout. I was unaware of that "feature" abd I wasn't SCREAMING it. I think that deliberately misaligning text in a Word Processing document is an unlikely or uncommon occurrence. Having perfect aligned text IS THE POINT of a word processor.

The docuemnt has two lines which have misalignment of text. There is a templat on the web which matches the Obama document perfectly even with the time of birth and the sex of the child. The only misalignments are on those lines which had previous text from the template.

It looks like someone took the template and added the Obama information and did not correctly align the text on the date and time of birth line and the state, island and county line.

Anyone who examines the online template and the Obama document has to have questions about it. I did so I opened them both up ion Photoshop and aligned them to each other and it was a perfect match. This is not to be unexpected. What is unexpected is the misalignments on those two lines and those two lines have text in common with the template. The text in those lines which is present in both the template and the Obama document match perfectly while the additional Obama text DOES NOT.

It is a legitimate question and a legitimate problem met with insults from trolls like you who have never even looked at the documents.

Anyone can download the documents and see for themselves. I am not concealing anything about this. Your side says the 2007 document is it and that is all there is and just get over it.

How is that working for you, moron?

Just amend the Constitution or produce a decent forgery.

Then insult our intelligence in other ways, like obliterating Iran or chasing down Bin Laden.

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