FAIL!

The Birth Certificate IS in the hands of ALIENS which is why we can never see it.

I will believe in aliens when I see the PROBE and I will believe in the BIRTH CERTIFICATE when I see it.

People who believe in Obama's Birth Certificate are the same kind of people that believe in UFOs and Bigfoot.

Show me the Birth Certificate! No! But you must believe!

Show me the UFO! No! But you must believe!

Show me the Bigfoot! No! But you must believe!

Show me the Burning Bush! No! But you must believe!

Show me the the Holy DEED to the Canaan! No! But you must believe!

Show me the WMD! No! But you must believe!

Show me the Y2K! No! But you must believe!

Birthers are not believers.

God you people are stupid.

Could you not move around so much?

Thanks.

The country, like a fish, rots from the head down.

The Guillotine is a perfect solution for the rotten head of the rotten fish.

Take a whiff . . .

Who vetted HIM?

God you people are stupid.

Only a moron would use McCain to back up their arguments.

Come on pal, wake up.

McCain?

That's CRAZY talk.

This culture is addicted to stupid.

How can you have education reform when you have no one who educates?

We train and program our children. We want them stupid and obedient. That is what our culture values. Just look at the tabloid mentality and look what people it draws.

Look at television, the movies and the news.

This is an audience of teenagers and preteens.

How can you fix that?

Smart is uncool. Stupid is cool. That is how we have been taught.

You cannot dig yourself out of a hole.

So what?

Big deal.

You don't like democracy?

Well, you won't have to worry your pretty little head about that anymore.

Not everyone on the Supreme Court votes the same way either.

God you people are stupid.

Just a little trim please, just remove the top.

And who do you think is to blame for THAT???

That is why I don't give a crap about sports. Losers celebrating winning and practicing assholism and tomfoolery.

The people who broke into the woman's apartment should be prosecuted to the fullest extent for obstruction of justice and the police probably haven't even investigated that break in.

Sometimes a gun is a woman's best protection and friend - in this culture.

Those profits haven't been real since before Clinton and even those were dubious.

What? Is it so bad we can no longer maintain the illusion?

Just pass out some more happy pills. Then we can all live like Kings!

Didn't they play at Woodstock II?

He has decided that rape, torture and murder are not prosecutable crimes.

Trust him on the Birth Certificate as he is a perfectly decent and honorable man. Just ask Dick Cheney and George Bush, unindicted war criminals. You can trust them too.

LOOK, THERE'S PALIN!!!

/froth froth, gnash gnash, slaver slaver, drool drool

Forget about your abortion rights too.

People are so stupid.

They thought they were voting against Bush, not for him.

All power to the Corporations, the Bankers and the War Mongers.

while avoiding their questions works pretty well for you, doesn't it, Joan?

"Oh, they are just so [insert inappropriate ad hominem here]!"

Real weak Joan, real weak-minded.

Well, Joan, if you don't like it, why do you do it so much?

Mighty white of you?

You still got some "'splaining" to do.

Joan, you are a parody of yourself.

You mirror what you revile. It is quite spectacular.

Let God sort them out.

Economist? Bah! that's just voodoo and witchcraft to sucker the money religionists.

Send them to the stake, a bonfire of the vanities and greed.

Think of the money we will save, no Congress, no economists, no bankers, no financiers, no MSM and no leash being held by our owners.

All this tabloid crap that Joan fosters is simply smokescreening to distract us from the fascism of both parties.

Just which one is more clueless, the subject or the writer?

Which one gets paid more?

Spin is such a nicer word that LIE, isn't it?

FTFY!

The man is not only BLACK, but he has a BEARD.

What is the police code for a Black Man with Beard entering his own house?

I am certain that the professor, in hindsight, will be glad that his possessions were protected from the likes of him.

So, the cop is going to run for Vice President or something?

"Are any of these people asking to see the as yet invisible Honorable Discharge Papers from the Air National Guard for George W. Bush?"

No one wants to get Dan Rathered.

Everyone knows that Bush is a spyphantic psychopath and dry drunk without the evidence. Apparently some people still believe in Obama.

Keep honoring authority and the status quo Mr. MontyPython.

Keep up with the silly walks.