Film at Eleven!!!!

You have no sense of decency, refinement or good taste.

Is this Pink Flamingos or Desperate Living?

Karen Hooper, are you JOHN WATERS?

If not, then kindly explain the pencil thin moustache!

5 or 6 years in a kennel cage with waterboarding recreational facilities and an orange jump suit.

Throw in a Bible for the faithful.

5 or 6 years in a kennel cage with waterboarding recreational facilities and an orange jjump suit.

Thrown in a Bible for the faithful.

You know something about crazy videos like that one you mention but I am not watching?

They are for crazy people.

Enjoy viewing it often.

Why do you think you different from that which you think and write about?

"I am pretty sure that it has been proven that male masturbation is safe and indeed confers several health benefits."

Well, the economy has tanked, we are at constant war, the msm feeds us pablum and lies, we have no universal health care, our education system stinks, and Salon has gone TABLOID!

I think we can blame the masturbators for some of these problems. Them and Sarah Palin!

Women profiting from stem cell research?

BOLSHEVISM!

Profits are for the Doctors and Corporations!

Screw the little people.

Why PAY for eggs when you can harvest them from the DEAD?

Congratulations!

Now give us a report on the hemorrhoid situation down there please.

Your audience waits with baited breath. They really want and need to know!

According to Vattel's "Laws of Nations", McCain would be citizen of the United States and Obama would be a citizen of the United Kingdom and Kenya.

That is the reference book that the folks who started this country referred to.

"Obama should invite Limbaugh to the White House for a beer

and spike it with Hillbilly Heroin...

After he's unconscious, they could ship Rush off to Area 51 and replace him with an anamatronic double.

Maybe the aliens could find Rush's brain - check the posterior region. A fairly long probe oughta do it."

He He He He.

Yes, it is quite fortunate that the aliens haven't already done that to every media personality and elected official now, isn't it?

He He He He.

Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

My dear vaporland, this won't hurt a bit.

Or is it the Prozac or Zoloft?

Either way, it isn't real.

Or is tit the Prozac or Zoloft?

Either way, it isn't real.

"Stupidity seems to be highly contagious."

No kidding, we reelected Bush twice.

Once in 2004 and once in 2008.

That is pretty damn stupid, isn't it?

Still waging two illegal wars and screwing over the public - business as usual.

Half the Democrats think that Obama is a Democrat.

Who is crazier?

No evidence of the birth certificate and plenty of evidence that Bush and Cheney might as well still be doing their jobs instead of the new guy who parrots them.

Sure he is a citizen, just without a original birth certificate that anyone can be permitted to see a copy or image of.

Let's blame the nasty right wing republicans instead.

The democrats ARE the GOP.

They have the White House and Congress so let's blame these two neocon shills instead.

Democrats block health care reform and blame Republicans - priceless.

The have the White House and Congress so let's blame these two neocon shills instead.

Democrats block health care reform and blame Republicans - priceless.

Shower and skip the deodorant and stinkums. People are turned on by the smell of other people.

If you stink, you are probably eating crap.

Odors are chemical signals and we are designed to read our own chemical signals but if you really want to pay for pig sweat, or synthetic pig sweat, someone will gladly take your money, fool.

Forget everything I posted - a Billion Dollar industry depends on your ignorance and gullibility.

Paris will make you sexy, how much money you have, fool?

You prefer being toilet paper?

This is Salon, not some elite liberal and progressive bastion of truth justice and the american way. It is a cheap tabloid with two real writers and journalists carrying the weight of about a dozen teenagers in adult bodies who are into panty diving and shit flinging and you blame the LETTER WRITERS???

Who turned this rag into a tabloid?

Blame her, not the flies she draws.

Just like Limbaugh, she plays down to an audience that she has contempt for and earns their adulation and praise on the account of their foolishness.

Uh Oh!

Someone pass me a new roll.

Yon morons have not a clue.

Homer Simpson is the Icon and the Mold from which they derive their very life force!

Just look at the riff raff it draws!

It is a National Disgrace to have these beer guzzlers Salooning down the White House.

You can't have a beer on the Ellipse, oh those privileged scofflaws.

The Lord, The Philosopher Priest and the Enforcer, but whither the peasantry?

BACK OF THE BUS PEASANTS!

Some of us who want to see the birth certificate are progressives. Don't type people who refuse to believe your myths.

Regardless of where he was born or what is on that piece of paper that NEEDS TO BE CONCEALED matters much less than the deceit and disingenuousness that he and his people have displayed arrogantly and with the full cooperation of the ESTABLISHMENT and the MAINSTREAM MEDIA - the same good folks who brought us the Iraq War the banking crisis and sent our jobs overseas to make a fast buck.

FOOL!

Some people do not like lying fascists. Apparently you not only like them, but you honor and worship them as well.

You must be filthy stinking rich, or else they are laughing at you.

I have noticed that Lyons is a consistent asshole.

Perceptions, however, may vary widely.

Likewise, I am not to thrilled by the aroma of Joan or Broadsheet either.

But Greenwald and Paglia smell just fine.