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Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:48 AM
Original article: Too old for short skirts?

Older women are sexy.

But in the MSM, if they are older than 25 they are dog meat and if they don't have abs and butts like gay party boys, they are frumpy and fat.

That way they can make a lot of money getting women to try to look like they are teenagers or your gay men and sell lots of happy pills when they fail to get what they want which is actually what the MSM wants them to want.

The MSM won't be happy until we are all Anime Avatars having sex with each other on the internet and paying for all those sexy looks that make our bits look so hot and inviting to some shmuck who has done the same.

I think they will fail, I am betting on Japanese sexbots made by Honda, Sony and LG.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:41 AM
Original article: We need a public pet option

My dear BobTheCarpenter,

Calling an illegal immigrant an undocumented worker is like calling a doctor a drug dealer with a fancy diploma.

FTFY!

How many time have they offered YOU some happy pills?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:41 AM
Original article: We need a public pet option

My dear BobTheCarpenter,

Calling an illegal immigrant an undocumented worker is like calling a doctor an drug dealer with a fancy diploma.

FTFY!

How many time have they offered YOU some happy pills?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:18 AM

The Wizard of US.

Joan is Dorothy and Obama is the Wizard.

Click your heels Joan, Obama is flying off in the balloon and you are on your own.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:18 AM

The Wizard of US.

Joan is Dorothy and Obama is the Wizard.

Click your heels Joan, Obama is flying of in the balloon and you are on your own.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 09:12 AM

My dear lookb4uleap,

"Could it be that we live in a "shadow government" where the illusion of the democratic process is well-maintained by the corporations who actually dictate this country's laws?"

Pay not attention to the corporations behind the curtain.

I AM USA! The GREAT AND POWERFUL LAND OF THE FREE!

Seriously, step back away from the curtain.

BEHOLD MY DEMOCRACY!

Go away kid, you are bothering me.

SECURITY!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 08:34 AM

You did not donate?

All this phony blathering about Hillary and Barack and you didn't contribute to the campaign?

That's OK - i bet that Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck didn't donate anything either.

Nope, Joan, I don't think you can sink any lower unless you take up child molesting and I cannot imagine that working for you.

There is an old saying, "Put your Money Where Your Mouth Is."

Clearly, you don't think your words are worth anything.

A lot of us will agree with you for once.

You are ready for MSNBC, CNN or FOX, take your pick, they deserve you.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 08:27 AM

My dear CTMorling,

These games give you important life skills, like following asii character string instructions, pushing and chasing pixels, joystick dexterity, mouse hand dexterity and slavish concentration to a video screen.

We need our children to be ready to pilot a Predator Drone and launch HellFire missiles while they are eating cheetos and drinking diet soda in the basement of the pentacon.

Hoops and sticks? Reality is SO last century. If you teach kids to run around and deal with real objects, physics and other people how is that going to prepare them for life in America today?

Get back in your cubical and start clicking.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 07:36 AM

My dear Rance Spergl,

That is not Breathing, it is Farting.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 07:34 AM

My dear ohiopolitico,

All you billionaires say that.

If you aren't a billionaire, you are a moron.

Bring back the 70 hour work week, screw vacations and weekends and if you get sick someone else will take your job and when you get better you will have to start looking for another job and btw, all those public services should be privatized and if people want them, they should PAY for them.

Raise taxes on the working people while you are at it because rich people have more important things to do with their money than support international socialism!

Ban books while you are at it. They give people bad ideas. If they had taken care of that Upton Sinclair rabble rouser, we wouldn't have these problems which irk you so much today.

How dare Unions want people to be treated any differently than slaves. It is GOD's will.

Hey, how come there is a BLACK GUY in the White House? Unions done ruined EVERYTHING, huh?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 07:25 AM

Could they send some Union Thugs to Congress?

Once the leadership has been sufficiently roughed up the rest will follow like sheep.

Bringing along a couple a Guillotines might facilitate the the public option. It worked great for the French. THEY have health care.

Thank you, Dr. Guillotine.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 07:14 AM

My dear jgarth,

That would require intelligence and creativity and that is not a part of the game's target audience.

This isn't even like paint by the numbers, but rather like buying an art print at a museum and then pretending that you painted it or are painting it.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 07:10 AM
Original article: We need a public pet option

My dear Renegade Iconoclast,

Anytime you suggest that someone seek professional help it is most certainly a clean bill of mental health.

When you start agreeing with me, then I shall consult a health care professional to examine my neurochemistry for any glitches, anomalies or signs off Democratism or Republicanism, the two great mental health disasters our people are most prone to falling prey to.

Anyone who didn't vote for Nader is certifiable.

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