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Thursday, December 4, 2008 09:43 AM

My dear equinehealth,

IT wasn't typed. It was LASER printed. In 2007. From a WORD PROCESSING TEMPLATE DOCUMENT.

You have FAR MORE in common with Limbaugh than I.

Too bad you have no horse sense.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 09:47 AM

My dear Zandru,

OH THE IRONY!

You betcha.

Not Republican, not a troll and not paid.

This site is way funnier than THE ONION.

Good to see another human being here.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 10:03 AM

My dear mikelx,

Yes, you think I am part of a vast right wing Republican conspiracy to expose Obama as a Kenyan citizen and any day now, our leader and hero, John McCainwill hold a press conference and call for an investigation.

Dude, you are a conspiracy nut.

A whacked one at that.

I suppose you think that I am the one who PLANTED the misaligned COLB to discredit OBAMA. Yeah, we infiltrated his campaign back in 2007.

His grandmother is an actor wearing a latex mask too. We bought off the entire village. WE had the Kenyans hold Corsi just to make it look like there was something to it when there wasn't.

We have the intersect. We are the illuminati, we are the RNC, we are the Stonecutters and we do it all for the MONEY.

Alan Keyes is working with us and if that doesn't scare you I don't know what will.

Don't mess with us pal, we run the world.

We want Obama to be President. We just want you to know you have been had, SUCKERS!

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Yeah, it is a vast conspiracy.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 10:10 AM

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT SARAH PALIN!

How could she do such a terrible thing.

@ any article or post about Palin is a troll @

EVERYONE, pay attention to SARAH PALIN, she is SO important.

@ distract the people from real issues with scandalous fuff @

Use Ad Hominems to herd the sheep.

@ yes, people are that stupid @

Thursday, December 4, 2008 10:26 AM

My dear mikelx,

"We don' need no stinking Birth Certificate!"

Who cares if the next President is a liar?

Thursday, December 4, 2008 11:52 AM

My dear sirdook,

Koppleman's article about Palin makes him the troll.

The subject line of my first post is the blueprint.

Obama is not a dead horse. Palin is.

Which one deserves attention?

In case you didn't notice, this is a troll site.

The majority of the posters here are trolls.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 02:22 PM

My dear Greywolf1014,

The Republicans are quite happy with Obama. Half of Bush's people endorsed him. You do not wonder why.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 02:26 PM

My dear farnsworth,

Alas, the Three STooges are not making any more fine comedy product.

The morons, idiots and imbeciles here will just have to suffice.

Call me a consumer of comedy.

Typewriter? You clowns nearly busted by gut!

Go ahead, farnsworth, make me laugh some more.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 10:09 PM

My dear Renegade Iconoclast,

It is pretty stupid to assume that I am a Sarah Palin fan because I either consider Obama a corporatist war mongering shill, or that his "evidence" of being born in the USA is less than convincing.

I did not vote for Sarah Palin or John McCain and I do not consider their campaign to be genuine in the least. The republicans got what they wanted, another four years of Bush policies.

The tar that you paint me with is more suited to your own hide as you support the same policies that have been such a disaster to America.

Go ahead and enlist so you can hunt down Osama and destroy Al Qaeda and waste our tax dollars playing war. Maybe you can help do to Iran what has been done to Iraq - you voted for it. You should enlist.

Vote for Palin? Her policy towards Iran is too much like Hillary Clinton's. Except you hate one and not the other while the other side hates the one you like and likes the one you hate.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

How stupid do you have to be to believe ANY politician or ANY political party?

Friday, December 5, 2008 06:54 AM
Original article: The buck stops where?

My dear fbair1,

"Bush is old news, he's been a lame duck for over 2 years, so why hasn't the Democrat controlled Congress brought home the troops?"

Because the Democrats are really Republicans.

Friday, December 5, 2008 09:23 AM

It's not cheap to look like a real President and get elected.

All the money burned on television spots giving us a good impression of Obama without any substance whatsoever was money well spent.

Isn't it a Guiness World Record for money spent on tv ads to elect a President?

OH LOOK!

IT'S SARAH PALIN!

WHAT A HORRIBLE PERSON!

/everyone join in now

CRUCIFY HER! CRUCIFY HER! CRUCIFY HER!

/who paid for Obama's chartered jet flight to visit his dying grandmother?

Friday, December 5, 2008 09:29 AM

Money makes Right.

Only losers have less money to spend.

Friday, December 5, 2008 09:30 AM
Original article: Let Obama be Obama

My dear Joan Walsh,

I think supporters should stop hand-wringing and hectoring and let Obama be Bush.

FTFY!

Friday, December 5, 2008 11:13 AM

My dear Lynx, you can call me crazy but.

A document issued in 2007 was presented as a document from 1961.

I think you confuse "mental illness" with not being stupid.

If he would have ignored it, fine. No problem, no issue.

If he would have said that the document was from 2007 and was a replacement or substitute document, fine. No problem, no issue.

I think you confuse "mental illness" with having and sense of smell,

because

Friday, December 5, 2008 11:14 AM

My dear Lynx, you can call me crazy but.

A document issued in 2007 was presented as a document from 1961.

I think you confuse "mental illness" with not being stupid.

If he would have ignored it, fine. No problem, no issue.

If he would have said that the document was from 2007 and was a replacement or substitute document, fine. No problem, no issue.

I think you confuse "mental illness" with having a sense of smell,

because

Friday, December 5, 2008 11:25 AM

My dear maxwell127,

They will only sell or show a copy to Obama.

Imagine the leverage one would have if one could expose the President as a fraud at any time during his tenure.

This is Obama's leash.

Just like one of those whacked out hollywood fantasies.

Except there is no super hero.

Leverage is how things get done.

Friday, December 5, 2008 11:40 AM

My dear paulpsd7,

I should lay off the bottled water, if I were you.

In string theory, how many universes are there?

Friday, December 5, 2008 12:05 PM

As it is written, So shall it be!

http://www.biblecodedigest.com/page.php/583

It's the conspiracy nuts vs. the whole heavenly host!

/ducks

Friday, December 5, 2008 12:08 PM

My dear terry,

Get out of my country!

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