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Thursday, November 27, 2008 04:42 PM
Original article: Is Obama president yet?

My dear Juan Enrique,

They sold us "Amos" and delivered us "Kingfish".

Only those who know "Amos 'n Andy" will know what I am talking about.

"Amos" was the good guy who solved the problem for "Andy" caused by "Kingfish".

The American Public is "Andy", which is to say the fool, the sucker, the sap.

Friday, November 28, 2008 06:25 AM

My dear BlissBodil,

The Arms Industry Political Action Committee has kindly provided us with another reason to invade, or, ah, INCUR into Pakistan. They waited until after the election because they didn't trust McCain to be the man to do that job for them. They trust Obama. Should you?

Saturday, November 29, 2008 08:20 AM
Original article: The egos have landed

Top Forty Corporate Music Product!

You thought you were writing about culture and being hip?

These "artists" need coverage and your readers need to know about their important work!

Next time just give us a press release and stick your name on it.

Sunday, November 30, 2008 05:19 AM

Please Leave Proctology to the Professionals

It is bad enough to waste your talents rail against low class MSM corporate shill pundits, but Friedman is a foul gaping maw of hatred, war, bigotry and stupidity which spews all to often without the benefit of, or the need for, your attention or comment.

"THE WORLD IS FLAT!"

What next? An article about Lyndon LaRouche?

That would be an improvement, maybe.

BTW - Friedman is why I can't watch Charlie Rose anymore.

Sunday, November 30, 2008 05:38 AM
Original article: I Like to Watch

You watch too much television, too much BAD television.

But Saddam Hussein as Darth Vader? Come one, show some respect. Darth Vader wasn't lynched by an angry mob to please a corrupt leader of an evil empire, so the two should not be compared.

America - Disrespect us and we will LYNCH your country's leaders.

Saddam Hussein needs to do an appearance on Ghost Whisper.

Sunday, November 30, 2008 08:54 PM

NEWSFLASH!

NBC is owned by a defense contractor.

More war, more profits.

NYT?

Thomas Friedman!

Pot calls Kettle black.

The MSM is corrupt and not to be trusted.

Sunday, November 30, 2008 08:57 PM
Original article: The egos have landed

Oh the rancor and hostility!

Why can't we all just get along?

/ducks

Sunday, November 30, 2008 09:05 PM
Original article: Sympathy for Charles Graner

The Buck stops at Charles Graner.

Bush is no Truman.

If you don't want to be a scapegoat and patsy for Uncle Sam, don't enlist.

Monday, December 1, 2008 10:16 PM
Original article: Team America

TEAM AMERICA - Dangerous crazy PUPPETS!

I guess you didn't see the movie. You should watch it. You could learn a lot about our foreign policy.

But more importantly for Salon, how about Hillary Clinton's BOOTAY? Isn't it far greater than the first lady's? Is Salon working on an article about THAT? Think of all the big bottomed women who will be "empowered" by her selection as S.O.S..

I think your target audience is more interested in BOOTAY than foreign policy.

Sometimes it pays to look at the target and see if you are hitting your mark.

Enthusiastic sychophancy seldom engages in a reality check.

"Diversity" and "excellence" are just words without meaning here.

Try "New and Improved!".

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 01:24 AM
Original article: Team America

My dear J.C. Miller,

So are you saying that all these right wing neocon dirtbags supporting Obama's choices is a GOOD THING???

You are being sarcastic, right?

The new boss is the same as the old boss.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 01:44 AM
Original article: Team America

Hillary Cinton and Sarah Palin on Iran

Would someone explain in detail their differences concerning policy towards Iran?

I am being sarcastic.

Which one has better qualifications for S.O.S.?

Seriously.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 10:14 AM

An article in Salon about her Bootay?

It is bigger than the first lady elect's so I would suggest using a larger type face.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 10:20 AM
Original article: Team America

Joan, you DID win the debate.

The points from your eye rolls, head wags and interruptions trumped his british accent.

You can win a debate without uttering a word.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 09:56 AM

My dear eyesXwideXopen,

There are two lines in the document which have misaligned text. Word processors do not do that. Photoshop does that.

If Hawaii uses Photoshop to lay out COLBs then it must be genuine.

The birth date is higher than the rest of the line.

OAHU is higher than HONOLULU and the second HONOLULU is lower than the first.

Try doing that in MS Word.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 10:37 AM
Original article: WTF of the day

cliche.

1. pirates

2. inflatable breasts

3. ???

4. Profit!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 10:42 AM
Original article: What were you thinking?

HARRUMPH!

And here I thought you were a gentleman and scholar.

I am so disappointed in you.

So, which bootay impresses you more, Hillary's or Michelle's?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 07:49 PM
Original article: The buck stops where?

He had Saddam Hussein LYNCHED.

That was after there was no WMD and after he was obviously "unprepared for war" yet he had this man murdered by a mob under his watch and jurisdiction.

Just because he pretends to be stupid doesn't absolve him of guilt. As governor of Texas he administered lethal "justice" to those far more "mentally changed" than himself.

He deserves a dose of justice. So do his victims.

Bush is not delusional. Those who apologize or make excuses for him are delusional.

There was no failure - they lied, looted, killed and murdered quite successfully and no one calls it treason.

The man is a criminal genius.

He ratted out Palme too. How many died from that bit of treason?

The man deserves what he did to others.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 07:50 PM
Original article: The buck stops where?

He had Saddam Hussein LYNCHED.

That was after there was no WMD and after he was obviously "unprepared for war" yet he had this man murdered by a mob under his watch and jurisdiction.

Just because he pretends to be stupid doesn't absolve him of guilt. As governor of Texas he administered lethal "justice" to those far more "mentally challenged" than himself.

He deserves a dose of justice. So do his victims.

Bush is not delusional. Those who apologize or make excuses for him are delusional.

There was no failure - they lied, looted, killed and murdered quite successfully and no one calls it treason.

The man is a criminal genius.

He ratted out Palme too. How many died from that bit of treason?

The man deserves what he did to others.

Joan, he isn't the delusional one, you are.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 08:03 PM
Original article: The buck stops where?

My dear jaydiamond,

What on earth could possibly give you the idea that these people are "Journalists"?

If they are, People Magazine and the Weekly World News must be up to their eyeballs in Pulitzers.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 06:03 AM

Spend $7.50 for a copy of the real Birth Certificate

Instead of spending millions of dollars to make sure that no one ever sees it.

That would be a start.

He IS a great stonewaller, no doubt about it.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 06:19 AM

NEWSFLASH!

Democrats ARE Republicans.

They just like to pretend to be the "good" cop.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 06:25 AM

I am shocked and outraged!

Men paying women for sex?!?!?!

That is just effed up!

When did this start happening?

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