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That's why "Scarface" appeals so much to guys. That is why the "Scarface" T-shirt is so popular. That is also why those gansta boys like to wear their pants below their butt cheeks. That's why there is the phrase "Bros before Hos."
Not polite to reveal the truth?
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.
You will also like "Reservoir Dogs" and "Performance".
Well, DUH!
It isn't Bush, stupid, it is BOTH parties.
Got no respect for those who delete responses to trolls.
Glenn is like O'Reilly.
"I have noticed over the years, with the possible exception of out-right lies, that the non-sequitur is one of the main tools of mind control and programming in this country."
FTFY.
Now let's see how long it takes for lenn and Salon to delete this post.
Just to make sure, the picture at factcheck.org of the document is TWO pixels off rather than ONE pixel off since it is a higher resolution image.
/heads explode and mouths froth with rage at Salon
"What's with the tabloid fluff?" I wrote the friend who'd IM'd me the link. "Our target audiences are stupid and can't think."
FTFY.
How about an article about bunnies with pancakes on their heads?
01/20/09
That will be funny.
The "Eclipse which gave them their powers" is the polite term for "black ops project". NBC is so silly. The show has jumped several tracks and rolled over so many times that it is unfathomable - unless the eclipse gave you some powers too.
World leaders do not dine like the lumpen proletariats do.
I am certain that your man will change the menu to macaroni and cheese with green beans and fried liver.
Jello puddin pops for dessert!
The communion wafer was made for YOU!
Go ahead and EAT the FLESH of your GOD!
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thirsty?
Have a nice refreshing sip of the BLOOD of JESUS!
The refreshment that PAUSES!
I bet that not one of his congregation stood up and rebuked this fool.
Those who do not stand up against nonsense are sheep and that is what this has become a nation of.
How do we fix that?
Lamb chops?
FTFY - fixed that for you.
You are unfamiliar with the internet humor convention of FTFY.
Perhaps this explains why
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTFY
No deceit or insult towards you was intended.
Your response has insulted you far better than I ever could.
How many fingers am I holding up?
You are unfamiliar with 1984 as well?
Non sequiturs are effective tools, just listen to an Obama speech. Political speech is mind control and programming. I take offense at the technique, not your comment concerning it.
It would be nice to not have to explain such to folks, but these are trying times, are they not?
Talking snakes.
Burning bushes that talk.
Would you believe . . .
Limpenproletariat vs. elite.
Which one calls the other one crazy?
Which one calls the other one stupid?
OMG!
I am one of them!
I suppose I shall go to Whole Foods and pick up some fresh quail, some quinoa risotto, a rack of lamb and some torts
Enjoy your double cheeseburger.
People who shop at Whole Foods do not bleed.
Perhaps Trader Joe's carries your organic bandaids. I never shop there because of the lower prices and those dreadful Hawaiian shirts. The limpenproletariat have such a coarse sense of fashion, do they not?
End of discussion.
Give the man a standing ovation an throw rose petals before his feet.
The new boss is the same as the old boss.
I was right about all the stuff that was deleted too.
Donchjusthateit?
You can undelete too?
MARVELOUS!
YOU AMAZE ME!
HUZZAH!
CHEERS!
I certainly hope that Al Franken wins.
This reputation of "decency and fair politics" sounds like perhaps this state perhaps doesn't fit with the rest of the union. Perhaps if Franken is selected, rogue Republicans can attempt to secede this bastion of decency and purity from the decay, lewdness, cesspool platitudes and moral corruption of the other 49 states.
No wonder Mr. Franken wants to go to Washington!
We here have enough decay, lewdness, cesspool platitudes and moral corruption to provide for all. What would a Republican want with Washington anyway?
Franken in 2012!