I don't know if he was born in Hawaii or Kenya and I don't know about any conspiracy either, all I know is that the document put on the web as proof of his birth in Hawaii looks to be a photoshopped forgery based on a template with the time of birth 7:24 PM and the Island as OAHU, just like Obama's.

I know that three words on one line all are off my a pixel. I know that scanners commonly scan at at least 300 dpi and up to 1200 dpi and that a one, two or three pixels is not going to translate out as a one pixel error once it is reduced in size and compressed.

I have been doing CGI since 1974 and Photoshop since 1995 and Maya since 2001. Not one of you OBAMA trollbots have addressed the issue of the pixels. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH.

You got nothing. You are trolls, liars and true believers.

Please enlist in the army so you can see some action in Iran.

Put your life where your beliefs are. Go ahead.

Have a nice day!

CHEERS!

Was there a conspiracy to deny African Americans their rights in this country?

Was there a conspiracy to deny African Americans the office of the President of the United States until this year?

Was there a conspiracy to falsely wage war on Aghanistan and Iraq?

Is there a conspiracy to portray Arabs and Muslims as terrorists, violent and hateful people?

Is there a conspiracy to send our factories, jobs, our money and technologies to China?

Was there a conspiracy to deny Kucinich, Ron Paul and any other antiwar candidate press or a forum equal to the establishment choices?

Was there a conspiracy to attack Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin with some of the wrost hateful misogynistic coverage in recent memory?

Was there a conspiracy to replace sugar with High Fructose Corn Sweetners in order to make us fat, sick and want to buy more product?

Was there a conspiracy to defraud borrowers with adjustable rate mortgages so you could jack up their payments to a degree that no one could afford to pay them?

Was there a conspiracy to pay off these loan sharks and reward them with 700 Billion dollars?

Of course not. Shit happens. There are no conspiracies. People are stupid apes and that accounts for all of our bad behaviors.

You guys talk a lot about conspiracy.

Like I am the one with the tin foil hat.

Go ahead and put words and arguments in my mouth since the high school insults are not working very well for you.

Go ahead, keep making me feel like I am dealing with rodents.

You walk into the room

With your pencil in your hand

You see somebody naked

And you say, "Who is that man?"

You try so hard

But you don't understand

Just what you'll say

When you get home

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

You raise up your head

And you ask, "Is this where it is?"

And somebody points to you and says

"It's his"

And you say, "What's mine?"

And somebody else says, "Where what is?"

And you say, "Oh my God

Am I here all alone?"

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

You hand in your ticket

And you go watch the geek

Who immediately walks up to you

When he hears you speak

And says, "How does it feel

To be such a freak?"

And you say, "Impossible"

As he hands you a bone

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

You have many contacts

Among the lumberjacks

To get you facts

When someone attacks your imagination

But nobody has any respect

Anyway they already expect you

To just give a check

To tax-deductible charity organizations

You've been with the professors

And they've all liked your looks

With great lawyers you have

Discussed lepers and crooks

You've been through all of

F. Scott Fitzgerald's books

You're very well read

It's well known

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you

And then he kneels

He crosses himself

And then he clicks his high heels

And without further notice

He asks you how it feels

And he says, "Here is your throat back

Thanks for the loan"

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

Now you see this one-eyed midget

Shouting the word "NOW"

And you say, "For what reason?"

And he says, "How?"

And you say, "What does this mean?"

And he screams back, "You're a cow

Give me some milk

Or else go home"

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

Well, you walk into the room

Like a camel and then you frown

You put your eyes in your pocket

And your nose on the ground

There ought to be a law

Against you comin' around

You should be made

To wear earphones

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

OMG!

You mean there ARE conspiracies?

I had NO IDEA!

I am making fun of the trolls.

It is a perfect match.

The template is the source of the Obama Birth Certificate.

Pot calls kettle black.

Arianna has class and doesn't act or write like a Gossip

Girl character so I suspect that your perception and opinion is way off and probably being influenced by a paycheck.

As a matter of fact you do censor comments and not for rudeness or bad language but for political and intellectual content with which you disagree and you even ban posters who dare to point out had bad things have become under Joan's "leadership".

Have anice day and don't ban me again please.

CHEERS!

/morons