More BS and no beef.

WHERE IS THE BEEF?

So Obama goes into the oval office and sits down in the President's chair. He hears two knocks on the door and get up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again. He hears two knocks on the door and gets up to answer the door. No one is there. So Obama goes and sits down again.

And you never will.

DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

It was presented as proof and as THE birth certificate until someone pointed out the text on the bottom left of the page.

And THEN it was just as good as the real thing and if you wanted to see the real thing you were labeled crazy.

Guess who revealed that information here?

Keep going, for there IS light at the end of the tunnel, if we can only get your shoulders past Obama's pelvic bone.

Enjoy your wondrous journey through his alimentary canal.

Everyone in the CIA is completely honest, forthright and transparent and they NEVER lie.

I have 50 million dollars in a Nigerian Bank account that I cannot withdraw due to some political problems and I was wondering if you could help me gain access to it by forwarding me 20,000 dollars?

I will let you keep half of the 50 million.

Please post your name, address, date of birth, ssn, account number and pin number on Salon and I will get the 25 million to you as soon as possible.

Thank you for your faith, trust and cooperation.

The CIA would never lie to you and hey, you KNOW who I work for . . .

And SAIC is supposedly CIA's spelled backwards.

Let's see, who ran that company?

Oh yeah, an "ex" CIA director.

No, the forged Kenyan Birth Certificate was op Mossad by special agent "Oh Really Tits" who has a husband working with NOVATRIS.

Be sure to get your swine flu shot. Novatris and "Oh Really Tits" are counting on your support.

What was the CIA interest in Kenya and Indonesia?

Oil and fighting commies!!!

Mommy dearest?

Back then, they called them "Honeypots" - you know what that is?

You wish to believe that a LASER printout from 2007 is a type written document from 1961 and you call me crazy.

Keep believing in evidence that they will never present and feel no need to explain WHY they will not produce it.

Obama's first job out of College was for a CIA front.

Then he went to Pakistan.

Why?

THAT IS WHERE THE CHEAP DOPE WAS.

It's a CIA thang, you wouldn't understand.

BTW, who did his mother work for? Another CIA front operation?

Kenya and Indonesia, hmmm, what have THEY got that the CIA was interested in?

You woke up and saw reality.

YES! IT IS ABOUT THE MONEY!

SELLING BABIES IS A GREAT BUSINESS.

All you have to do is eliminate them abortionists!

You can also charge more for a back alley illegal abortion too!

HEY!

That is how our rulers THINK.

Abortion is just a small drop in the bucket.

Sit in a chair at a table. Put a hundred dollar bill on the table.

Now fall over onto the floor.

Ask the hundred dollar bill to help you up.

I read Ayn Rand when I was in High School - great stuff. Then I grew up.

Money isn't real. Money has no value.

People are real. People have value.

Enjoy your money. It is just numbers in s database now.

I don't believe the BIrth Certificate because I looked at it in Photoshop and for a WORD PROCESSED LASER PRINTOUT it has two lines that contain misaligned TEXT and that misaligned TEXT is the TEXT that someone would have inserted using the TEMPLATE that is available on the web with the SAME TIME OF BIRTH as OBAMA's document.

Forgery is not a right wing, left wing, liberal or conservative position.

You are using the strawman argument and ad hominem because YOU GOT NOTHING.

NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE FROM 1961.

EVER.

Not going to happen.

The matter is CLOSED and SEALED.

Crazy? Why did you vote for a democrat who is really a republican?

So, are we supposed to believe that this oil is produced from decaying organic matter like DINOSAURS, PLANTS and PLANKTON?

How did it get SEVEN MILES down?

That is a LOT of sedimentation.

Maybe oil doesn't only come from decaying biology.

/ducks and flees angry oil company execs

Great minds think alike.

Or do you have a working INTERSECT too?

Tell Joe Biden to go fuck himself.

Madonna and Jesus were in Jerusalem the other day having lunch with Livni.

Would you like a bucket?

Any heterosexual man with any man juice left in his sack would jump Madonna's bones even if it did remind them of Skeletor, I know I would.

Could I borrow a condom?

Nothing makes me puke.