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Saturday, November 8, 2008 06:26 AM

My dear Whispers,

His grandmother says that she was present at his birth in Kenya.

Not that that means anything to a troll and true believer.

In other news, Moses didn't talk to a bush, there were no tablets from jhvh, there was no Jesus and Mohammed didn't ride into heaven on a horse - he rode off into the sunset on a camel.

We still don't know about Santa Claus so behave yourself.

That is the grandmother who is still alive.

Now THAT is inconvenient.

How long does she have left?

So, who is more likely to be lying, Obama's grandmother or a state government official?

Has a government official ever lied before?

Why did it take a visit from Obama right before his other grandmother died in order to get a state official to issue a carefully worded statement about the birth certificate. Why couldn't they just give Obama a copy to release to the press and public and be done with the issue?

As if a troll would answer any of those questions or even think about it.

Call me names like this is high school - that will win the argument.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 06:49 AM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

My dear JCourt,

Boss?

The new boss is the same as the old boss.

Change? Well, things have changed so we don't need change anymore.

Hope? Hope you don't notice that things are going to stay the same.

Believe? Suckers will believe anything.

Obama - endorsed by lowlifes from the Bush administration who will never have to worry about impeachment of justice!

Saturday, November 8, 2008 06:51 AM
Original article: Obama, be progressive!

Voters

Poor deluded children.

He is to the right of McCain, except for abortion.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 07:11 AM

Obama won because McCain threw the election

Plus Obama was running against Bush and anyone could win that one.

Deliberate screw ups:

Picking Palin instead of Romney (who probably didn't want it)

Blowing off David Letterman

Mentioning Ayers

Mentioning Wright

Going on Letterman and metioning Ayers and then standing by G Gordon Liddy

Being so politically correct when he said that Obama wasn't a Muslim, he was a decent man - there goes the vote of every Muslim to Obama

The debates - DUH!

The campaign ads

Setting up Palin with the expensive wardrobe scandal

Getting endorsed by Cheney, the most hated man in politics today.

The only thing he didn't screw up was his concession speech. That was important, the rest, not so much.

Finally, whenever you have an presidential contest, the tallest guy wins. That is a given. McCain is too short to be President.

McCain did have some fun on SNL and on the campiagn trail, but it was never for real.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 08:38 AM
Original article: Obama, be progressive!

My dear statusquobuster,

S o70 percent voted for NOBODY for PRESIDENT.

I am so down with that.

You can trust NOBODY.

NOBODY will lower your taxes.

NOBODY will pull our troops out of Iraq.

NOBODY will impeach Bush and his war criminal thugs.

NOBODY will save Social Security.

NOBODY will fix the health care system.

NOBODY will restore accountablilty to government.

NOBODY will tell AIPAC to bugger off.

NOBODY will stop dropping bombs and missiles on innocent people on the other side of the world.

The list goes on and on.

NOBODY fcr President - the choice of 70 percent of the woters!

NOBODY resides at Monticello and NOBODY resides at Mount Vernon so NOBODY should reside in the WHITE HOUSE either.

That will go a LONG way to solving our nation's problems.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 09:56 AM
Original article: Obama, be progressive!

My dear Whispers,

So you want me to go away because I don't believe the democrats or the republicans?

How inpolitic of you.

The dems and repubs are not about politics but about crime.

Politics is something that the Green, Independent and Libertairian candidates offer.

You prefer the nonsense that passed for the "contest" between Obama and McCain.

As for the rock, under it is where the dems and the repubs belong. Preferably in a prison yard.

At least I didn't vote for a fascist warmonger like you did.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:10 AM

My dear kayinohio,

Can you really blame him?

She didn't state that Obama was born in Hawaii and the other grandmother stated that he was born in Kenya.

With grandomthers like that who needs Karl Rove?

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:12 AM

My dear Renegade Iconoclast

You are a filthy troll, crawl back under your rock.

You have contempt for any evidence which does not confirm your delusions.

Have a nice day!

CHEERS!

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:19 AM

My dear Renegade Iconoclast,

Don't call me a conservative and I will not call you a NAZI.

How is that for a fair deal?

A xerox of a xerox of a xerox of a xerox of a xerox really doesn't prove much of anything. That copy made the Bush National Guard documents look like orginals. Those Bush documents were typed on an IBM selectric II which everyone in the news media conveniently forgot to, or declined to report.

Can't anyone hire a good forger?

Now stop insulting our intellignece and crawl back under a rock with the other trolls, repubs, and democs.

CHEERS!

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:33 AM

My dear kayinohio

The fascists hear call themselves "liberals" and are the most toxic, mean, stupid, trollish, dogmatic high schoolers trapped in the bodies of adults that you will ever come across.

Enjoy your stay and "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" - they really are by in large extrememly stupid and ineffectual not having learned anything but how to troll, insult, suck up to the in crowd and lie whilst in high school. You might want to watch gossip girl to get a feel for their character, or lack there of. Imagine Rush Limbaugh, Mike Savage, Bill O'Reilly turned around 180 degress and multiplied by thirty four.

All in all, it is like being pestered by mosquitors who attack with petards rather than punctures and sucking. Thak goodness for that. They always project their inadequacies onto their targets so they will give you all the ammunition you need to put them in their place, obliviously under a rock with their fellows.

Obama is bad, but his supporters think of him like some sort of messiah which is probably why they so highly regard him.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:56 AM
Original article: Obama, be progressive!

My dear J.C. Miller

I very seriously doubt that any of the Obama supporters or Salon staff will appreciate or get your humor.

Congratulations!

I could not agree with your sentiments any more.

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