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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 03:17 PM
Original article: Oops, he did it again

My dear Joan,

Klytus is interested in my penis and you are interested in Rush's ass.

Is this a mere coincidence or is someone using an nom de troll?

HA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA!

Why would ANYONE listen to Rush?

On the other hand, you are hilarious.

Keep up the good work.

Have a biscuit!

Do for the Democrats what Rush did for the Republicans.

I don't have to be subtle at all, do I?

/adjusts strings

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 03:12 PM
Original article: Astroweeds

My dear ChillyDogg,

"We get ugly signs, incoherent questions, and blood-curdling screams about the coming end of America as we know it

I totally agree. The way the liberals behaved at the beginning of the Iraq war was appalling."

Well, we are flat broke, led by WAR criminals, morally bankrupt, stuck in an ETERNAL war and looking for an excuse to invade Iran.

What America?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 03:09 PM
Original article: Astroweeds

My dear Alkaline,

"For example, John Locke described Isaac Newton as a "nice man to deal with", but the word "nice" had a totally different meaning than in does today. What Locke meant was that Newton was a touchy S.O.B."

I haven't been following Lost, like who really can, but if they have introduced Sir Isaac Newton asa character I am going to have to tune in. Maybe he can make heads or tais of what the hell is going on.

As you go down Taraval look to the ocean and a little to the left and there is NO ISLAND.

As you go down Taraval look to the ocean and a little to the left and there is THE ISLAND.

One day it is there, the next day it isn't.

LOST within sight of San Francisco, sometimes.

Don't try to take a swim, every week is SHARK WEEK!

The air over the island acts as a lens, most of the time. It is a classic invisibility mirage.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 03:00 PM
Original article: Astroweeds

AstroWeed?

Isn't that the new strain in the dispensaries in San Francisco I have heard so much about?

One Puff and you are in outer space and no Oxygen goes to your brain.

Well, that exPalins a lot.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 02:55 PM

Women who do not have thighs and butts like teenage boys are unattractive.

WHOAH!

WAIT A MINUTE!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?

AYE CARRAMBA!

Who runs the women's fashion Industry? Who decides what makes a woman attractive? Who makes money off of women's insecurities?

Could it be, but a small tiny percentage of GAY MEN, in the BUSINESS?

"God, Make her ASS smaller, and those THIGHS, OH MY GOD! P'SHOP!"

"Make her ass look like BRUNO's!"

"We have STANDARDS you know."

No offense to the 99.5 percent of gay men who do not work in the fashion industry. Keep working them gluts fellows!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 02:43 PM

My dear Chicago Boy,

DNRTFA - Did Not Read The F'ing Article - I have a well tuned BS detector

"Doctors like me need his wisdom" - BUZZZZZ!

If a doctor needs someone else's wisdom, you need another doctor.

her are some more:

KMRIA - Kiss My Royal Irish Ass

KMFDM - Kill Mother F'ing Depeche Mode

BMSMA - Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

CIA - Cocaine Importation Agency

LSMFT - Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

MAFIA - Mothers and Fathers Italian Association

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:57 PM

If anyone wanted to protect the TROOPS, they would have brought them back home.

Reveal, Prosecute, Execute.

Less Jibber Jabber, More Guillotines.

Meanwhile the small fry rot in Prison.

Unless you execute NAZIs and MONSTERS they get the idea that they WON.

They have so far.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:52 PM

My dear Chicago Boy,

How are NAZIS and FASCISTS going to get their way if they don't SILENCE their critics?

How can you be so cruel and unfair to them?

Which REICH is this anyway?

/OW! Low blow! Sorry about that pal, but you begged for it.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:49 PM

How to fight healthcare flim-flaming

It's time demand that Obama silence his critics by offering the PEOPLE the same DEAL that he and Congress have.

FTFY!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:45 PM

What is up with that POSE?

If Sarah Palin had a picture of her that looked like that Salon would be all over that and be going nuts laughing about it.

Seems like disconnect between your article and the imagery which is the hallmark of psy op propaganda.

You are trying to scare us visually and reassure us verbally.

Abusers do that a lot.

It is a means of mind control.

Ask any abused woman.

Or man.

DNRTFA

I smelled it first.

But you dealt it.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:48 AM
Original article: Obama sharpens his message

Crowds that applauded Hitler and Mussolini . . .

were also very orderly. Troublemakers were also restrained and ejected from the events.

"At left, a man is restrained by a fellow attendee at a town hall meeting in Lebanon, Pa., hosted by Sen. Arlen Specter, in dark suit. At right, a more orderly crowd in Portsmouth, N.H. applauds President Obama."

All Hail the Feckless Leader!

All Power to the Corporations!

Eternal War against our Foe!

Which side are you on?

Which side are you on?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 09:44 AM

My dear msimamaji,

Invoking the name of Martin Luther King is an insult and outrage.

He would not be supporting WAR, BAILOUTS, CENSORSHIP and beating up the opposition or calling them names.

He would probably urge Kostric to leave the gun at home, but other than that, he would be for EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE LAW, which means that What the people deserve is the same level of care that our Congress and President receive at our expense.

SHAME ON YOU!

His stand against economic injustice is what got him assassinated.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 09:38 AM

My dear Gigantic Bastard,

You are as funny as a barrel of dead Nazis.

You woud be even funnier if you could manage to stop breathing.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 09:34 AM

My dear Roman Berry,

Concerning your heartfelt post about the Ruby Ridge atrocity, Nazis, Fascists and Psychopaths do not care one whit for the victims and if anything, you have brought joy to Joan Walsh's black and withered heart and a smile to her hate filled visage.

Joan Walsh knows no shame, no sympathy and no humanity. She is just a mouthpiece and talking head for war, theft and oppression. If she wasn't, they wouldn't invite her on THEIR shows.

Ann Coulter, there's a new psycho bitch on the block. Better get cracking.

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