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Thursday, October 23, 2008 09:57 AM
Original article: Putting out for Barack

In other words,

GIrls who favor Obama are easily conned and they will swallow anything.

In other news, sales of Obama buttons to young men have quadrupled in the last 8 hours!

The republicans are at a disadvantage in this contest since republican women never have sex.

Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:02 AM

Romney didn't want this stinker.

It would have blown his chances for 2012. He is running for President, not

Vice President

Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:13 AM

My dear Bakdie McEagle,

Naked giants and nuclear armored ninja mullahs are no match for the 300 Congresmen from AIPAC!

THIS.

IS.

AIPAC!

Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:29 AM

Hey numbnuts! It IS bipartisan.

What makes you think that Hillary, Pelosi, Biden and Obama are not on the same "Iran is the Enemy!" bandwagon? Are they not a tad to the right of McCain and strictly in the camp with Palin?

Friday, October 24, 2008 01:27 PM

I know where it is?

The 700 Billion Dollars is probably under one of the other two shells!

Saturday, October 25, 2008 06:51 AM

You forgot a few things,

Blackwater in Georgia and the role of Senators Lieberman and Biden.

Arms.

Industry.

Political.

Action.

Committee.

Saturday, October 25, 2008 07:02 AM
Original article: A tale of two faces

Tragedy and Comedy

How about all those Bush adminstration people lining up to endorse Obama?

Obama! Choice of the Bush administration!

Yes, it is even worse than you can imagine!

We been fooled again, dagnabit!

Saturday, October 25, 2008 09:11 AM

My dear LibertyGal,

"discusses how America used the Georgia/Russia conflict to further Bush’s agenda."

"discusses how America used the Georgia/Russia conflict to further Brzezinski’s agenda."

FTFY.

or maybe "Brzezinski's and Biden's".

Sunday, October 26, 2008 06:43 AM

My dear heru-ur,

Right wing libertarians value money and left wing libertarians value people.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 06:49 AM

My dear heru-ur,

What does Biden mean?

9/11 was very good for Bush and the war industry. What they have in store will be very good for Obama and the war industry.

June.

You betcha.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 08:16 AM

My dear heru-ur,

I have frequented libertarian events and actually associate and converse with them.I even purchased and read works by Ayn Rand. I was a founding member of a early Y.A.F. chapter that got thrown out of the national orgainzation for being too libertairan - It was the Jack Kerouac Chapter.

Then I wised up and became a monarchist.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 08:19 AM

My dear macgupta,

You mean to say that white people post here?

That explains a lot.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 08:41 AM
Original article: I Like to Watch

I do not have cable.

I am looking forward to my analog television set becoming inoperable in February.

I can see not one decent human being portrayed on anything that is being currently broadcast, just losers, psychos, scumbags, villians, victims, stupids and neurotics.

I believe it is called programming. Bad programming.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 09:24 AM
Original article: I Like to Watch

Correction

I believe that the star of Knight Rider is fairly decent for someone with four wheels and an internal combustion engine - still, a car is hardly a role model.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:30 PM

Flogging a dead horse.

Har⋅py   [hahr-pee] Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun, plural -pies.

1. Classical Mythology. a ravenous, filthy monster having a woman's head and a bird's body.

2. (lowercase) a scolding, nagging, bad-tempered woman; shrew.

3. (lowercase) a greedy, predatory person.

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My sympathies to the poor poor devil.

Monday, October 27, 2008 01:20 AM

Projecting much?

"Overconfident, smug, convinced of her superiority" - sure she must be all that, but can't you think of some closer to home that are also all that?

"pot calls kettle black"

Well I doubt that such introspection is on the menu at Salon.

Since you are "slamming" her, the inverse must apply to your candidate.

"Not confident, unsure of himself, convinced of his inferiority" - does that fit Obama, or would you prefer that he be somewhat "overconfident, smug, convinced of his superiority" rather than the inverse of your terrible slam against such an easy target?

All four of these candidates are assclowns, or, as polite people refer to them as, politicians.

C-SPAN is basic cable so just what are you trying to say anyway, BUB?

Monday, October 27, 2008 06:54 AM

YAWN!

What a vicious hateful attack! How dare they suggest that the election isn't already over. The nerve of these people. Why don't they just concede, dig their graves and cover themselves up with dirt?

These republicans are so unreasonable!

Overconfidence? Why that is the worst thing you can say about a politician!

CRY FOUL!

Hector the heck out of them Schaller!

Scold those MFs!

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Monday, October 27, 2008 07:02 AM

Whenever a crime is committed

Be sure to blame it on supporters of the candidate you hate and despise.

Write an article about it.

Profit!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008 07:33 AM

The Olive Oil Gap

Our national security will be at risk until we match the French production levels of olive oil. We must make planing olive tress a national priority and invest in anti-fruit fly defenses using laser beams and microwaves mounted on predator drones patrolling the groves. A department of Olive Tree Security should inspect all persons, produce and products entering the country to ferret out any foreign fruit fly provocateurs, infiltrators and fifth column operatives. Agricultural schools should open up departments of olivology and the chemical industry should find new uses for olive oil in the production of fuel, plastics, lubricants and salad dressings. Displaced Palestinian olive farmers should be relocated in the new olive growing regions in California, Colorado, Arizona and Kentucky.

In order to reduce our dependence on foreign oil for gasoline we must implement a five year plan to retool the automobile to run off of raw olive oil and/or olive oil with additives and secret ingredients for increased performance. From the lowly fruit fly to energy independence - Olive Oil for the future and Olive Oil for America!

Once someone explains this to Sarah Palin, I am certain that she will get behind the program 100 per cent.

Remember, it's Extra Virgin, purity is on our side.

Monday, October 27, 2008 07:46 AM

Al Qaeda and the Fruit Fly Menace.

It is no secret that Al Qaeda operates in regions where olives are grown and where this fruit fly flourishes.

It is no secret that Al Qaeda hates America.

It is no secret that Al Qaeda hates California in particular because of the way Hollywood portrays them on film and television.

The fruit fly menace attacked groves in California.

Is this a mere coincidence or evidence of a dastardly plot by those who hate our freedom, liberty and olive groves?

All it would take is one Al Qaeda operative and a piece of fruit.

We must be ever vigilant and on guard.

Put down that piece of fruit and step away!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 06:34 AM
Original article: Say it ain't so, John!

Yeah, right.

Crocodile tears?

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