What you fail to realize is that Bill Clinton getting a BLOW JOB is clearly more of a threat to our nation than AL QAEDA ever could be.

After all, the BLOW JOB was real!!!

AND NO ONE WENT TO PRISON BECAUSE OF IT!

We clearly need to reopen that case. We can't tolerate Oral in the Oval now, can we?

Until Clinton is locked up, Obama will be under the impression that he TOO, can get Oral in the Oval.

Everyone knows that Oral is just GATEWAY sex and we invariably lead to anal sex, BDSM, furries, whips, chains and sybians - IN THE OVAL OFFICE OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

Forget about torture, oral sex is the root of it all!

In order to save Obama, we must JAIL Clinton.

Which raises the issue of just HOW are we going to keep Bill Clinton from getting ORAL in prison? Perhaps Hillary could be put in charge of making sure that he doesn't. Put Lieberman in the SOS position and let Hillary get done to the serious business of controlling her man..

to GAY men.

Tight muscular buttocks might help.

She is CLEARLY modeling a G-String.

I guess you were distracted by the belly roll.

What peeves me is that when the fashionistas reveal their fall line of G-Strings that we hardly ever get to see them paraded on TV.

How are we men supposed to know what G-String to buy our wives?

You really don't want to make a mistake with that purchase.

Have you ever tried to return a G-Sting?

Obama with the Hitler Moustache. That is a LaRouche product. It is clearly labeled as such but that info was cropped out.

WHY THE DISINFORMATION?

WHY THE LIE?

Couldn't that article have been written without INSULTING your readers?

You belong with those pundits on TV, not in the field of even TABLOID journalism.

The Obama administration will continue the Bush administration's practice of sending terrorism suspects to third countries for detention and interrogation, but pledges to closely monitor their treatment to ensure that they are not tortured, administration officials said Monday.

Human rights advocates condemned the decision, saying that continuing the practice, known as rendition, would still allow the transfer of prisoners to countries with a history of torture. They said that promises from other countries of humane treatment, called "diplomatic assurances," were no protection against abuse.

"It is extremely disappointing that the Obama administration is continuing the Bush administration practice of relying on diplomatic assurances, which have been proven completely ineffective in preventing torture," said Amrit Singh, a lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union, who tracked rendition cases under President George W. Bush.

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So Obama is not Bush and the Democrats are not Republicans.

RIIIIGHT!

Same hooch, different label on the bottle.

WHY CONTINUE TORTURING?

Oh, it isn't TORTURE, we call it RENDITION!

Washes hands - See, WE ARE CLEAN NOW.

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.

You see, THAT is WHY we need GUILLOTINES.

If you don't kill the monsters you become them.

Liberal spin: How an investigation into alleged CIA crimes will somehow make the congress less bipartisan.

FTFY!

Go after the small fry, they don't have corporations paying their legal bills.

Ain't that LIBERAL?

I pity the poor fool who has sex with Tracy. I suspect she writes about sex so much because she has so little of it. She doesn't appear to have any grasp of the mechanics of using a condom or why one may not find them to be desirable, for instance.

It is understandable, who could tolerate her company in bed for more than 5 minutes?

Guys that talk about sex all the time also seldom have any.

If you feel like you are actually having sex, it means the damn thing broke.

Nothing hotter and sexier than removing a busted condom and putting on another one. This will just take minute, now let me turn on the lights . . .

If you feel like you are actually having sex, it means the damn thing broke.

Nothing hotter and sexier than removing a busted condom and putting on another one. This will just take minute, not let me turn on the lights . . .

"I was hazed worse in the Navy."

I have reviewed all naval records at one time or another and I hate to break the news to you, but the hazing when you cross the international date line does not involve being gang banged by your crew mates. That was because of your small and cute pecker. At least you got the regular tattoo so you must of been a good sport about it.

Anchors Away!

Confess or we charge your entire family, put the kids in foster care, and take your house.

But your heart bleeds for terrorists.

The real enemy is a Marijuana Medical Patient!!!